Saw The Wolfman

[malcolm_stjay]

If you're like, I'm thinking of seeing a scary movie! And I do so like werewolves! And you know what, I really enjoy Anthony Hopkins, and also, you know, that guy from the Matrix.*

I know!

I'll go and see The Wolfman!

DO NOT.Jesus Christ it was a TERRIBLE movie. As in, so bad you can't even laugh at the fucking thing. There was a "plot,"

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[sparrowshellcat]

MY BELIEFS ARE VALIDATED BY THIS.

Damn.

...and I so wanted there to be a good werewolf movie. I am so sick of vampires and their sparkliness. *snarks*

[malcolm_stjay]

I love werewolves, okay. So I was really rooting for this one.

And it hurt me.

ALSO THEIR WEREWOLVES LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING FROM PLANET OF THE APES WTFFFFF.

[squeakysnow]

Okay there used to be a time (long, long ago) when Del Toro was interesting - but for a while now he just creeps me out. Sadly.

So your review only confirmed what I already thought - this should be a miss.

What I want to know is - have you seen
- Daybreakers
- Legion
- Book of Eli
and for other reasons
- Fantastic Mister Fox

and if so ... Thoughts?

[malcolm_stjay]

Ugh. Del Toro gives me the heebies. His face is all effing nasty but he has BABY HANDS. Not cool, K, not cool. Miss it for sure. Don't even rent it.

I've seen Daybreakers, and loved it. Gory, but what can you expect from a vampire movie? The world that they lived in was SO WELL DONE. *hands* I won't say more, because you should see it.

Legion I have also seen, and ended up turning it off (nudge nudge wink wink I was not in the theatre). I mean, I love zombie movies (which this basically was) and I love Paul Bettany and angels are so cool! Especially when they're smiting and shooting shit.

This movie was not cool or fun. It was boring and poorly written and not-that-greatly acted.

BUT. It was still better than The Wolfman and I might give it another go. Maybe it's a renter.