Work Omake

[makojin]

1)
 Waitress: *just got her Avon stuff from a coworker, singing*  I got new lip gloss, I got new lip gloss!
Me:  Is it poppin'?
Waitress: Yes, my lip gloss is poppin'.

2)
Cook 1: This man..  he has..  uuh..  can't think of it..
Cook 2: Herpes?
Cook 1: no, that's the other guy, fuck him!
Me: No, don't fuck him!

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[brian_pegasus]

*Chuckles*