SEXY REBORN SLASH MEME
One of those fill-in-the-blanks affairs, snagged from megami_tsuki.
1. Gokudera
2. Yamamoto
3. Tsuna
4. Haru
5. TYL Lambo
6. Squalo
7. Hibari
8. Ryohei
9. Colonnello
10. Reborn
11. Mammon
12. Mukuro
Does 10 (Reborn) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Ahaha. Yes, to both. Very much yes. XD
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Mammon) most likely bottom to?
Let's see... pretty much all of the other Arcobaleno, plus Xanxus, Bel, and Mukuro. Also anyone who paid him to bottom. XD
Would you rather do 3 (Tsuna) or 5 (TYL Lambo)?
Lambo's a leetle more attractive to me, and there's the added bonus of not having to flee in terror from his devoted minions once they found out, either.
Which of 4 (Haru) and 1 (Gokudera) would you rather have do you?
Dera. Oh yes. |D
12 (Mukuro) and 2 (Yamamoto) are having sex in an airplane. XD Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Wow, wait a sec, where are you planning to put that pineapple? --W-whoa, ha ha!"
(I... I dunno. XDDD)
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Mammon)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Nowhere near his asking price, let me tell you that. (Though I might be a little interested just because you might actually be able to see his freaking face. ...I really hope they're pics of his true form, though. >_>)
Where are 5 (TYL Lambo)and 9 (Colonnello) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Anywhere and anytime Colonnello wants; Lambo's sure as hell not topping. XD Mammon writes about it afterwards because it's an easy way to both annoy Colonnello and make a quick buck.
When 12 (Mukuro) masturbates, he thinks about...
PINEAPPLES ...truth be told, Mukuro kinda strikes me as asexual. XD
What is 11's (Mammon) favorite sex toy?
Illusionary tentacles. XDD
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 (Mukuro/Hibari/Gokudera) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
"How Gokudera Got Topped by Two Crazy Rapists." I might read it, sob. XD Definitely couldn't write it. Warnings would be for OOCness, language, violence and crazy rapist sex. XD
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Yamamoto) or 6 (Squalo)?
Probably depends on who's doing the consensual sexing with them. Yamamoto's the type who wouldn't really care if someone he liked wanted to tie him up for some reason ("ha ha, what a weird request! but okay, sure!")... but somehow, I still want to say it'd be Squalo. XD
If 11 (Mammon) and 3 (Tsuna) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Mammon would tell because extortion is a profitable business. Tsuna... freaks out and pays the cash to shut him up. Then everyone finds out anyway. Oh Tsuna. XDDD
As a birthday present, 7's (Hibari) longtime lover 5 (TYL Lambo) offers to do whatever 7 (Hibari) wants in bed. What's 7's (Hibari's) secret birthday wish?
MOST UNLIKELY PAIRING EVER HA HA, uh, Hibari has no "secret wish" because anything he really wants to do, he kind of... just does it. XD So he shuns the offer and goes to celebrate his birth by beating people up.
Choose a food item for 4 (Haru) and 12 (Mukuro) to use together.
Chocolate cake, since Mukuro is a gentleman and lets Haru decide. (sob his beloved pineapples)
8 (Ryohei) and 4 (Haru) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Ryohei, because in Haru's romantic fantasy view of things the big strong manly guy ALWAYS tops, and Ryohei's clueless shounen retard perspective doesn't disagree. And so their sex is pretty much right out of a cheesy romance novel, and they both kinda love it.
Which fetish is 9 (Colonnello) least likely to indulge?
"Yo, Reborn, I don't care about that other weird stuff but this cosplay is crossing the line! I'm not dressing up like a girl, hey!" Then Reborn tops him into doing it anyway. So I'm not really sure what to say.
What would 5 (TYL Lambo) do if he/she had 8 (Ryohei) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
Oh hell, I think he'd hit it. They have some pretty good sex, but he's later regretful when Ryohei gets all LOUD and ANNOUNCEY about it.
What would 10 (Reborn) and 4 (Haru) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
...The idea of Reborn and Haru kind of hurts my brain for some reason, but uh. Haru gets awkward talking about the sex because it makes her feel like a pervert, but she'll tell anyone within earshot what an AWESOME MAN Reborn-san is. And Reborn doesn't really talk about it at all because he doesn't need to brag for people to know that he's a sex god.
10 (Reborn ) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Colonnello). Where is it? What does it say?
C-can't answer... laughing too hard... XD PASS, sob.
Imagine that 2 (Yamamoto) writes an erotic 11/6 (Mammon/Squalo) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
"one day mammon & squalo get bored & have sum sex, lol" ...Please don't anyone ever let Yama write fanfiction. XD
If 2 (Yamamoto) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 (Ryohei) react?
"Whoa, Yamamoto! Is this some sort of EXTREME new training gear?! EXTREME!"
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his regular clients.
Colonnello and Gokudera are having a quickie in a broom closet when Ryohei walks in on them. Naturally enough, Ryohei joins in, first paging Tsuna, who's in the middle of fucking TYL Lambo into the mattress. Tsuna abandons TYL Lambo on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and TYL Lambo, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Haru attempts to rescue him. But TYL Lambo will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Reborn is one of his regular clients.
...sob as far as crazy fill-in-the-blanks sex scenarios go, this is horribly plausible. XDDD
1. Gokudera
2. Yamamoto
3. Tsuna
4. Haru
5. TYL Lambo
6. Squalo
7. Hibari
8. Ryohei
9. Colonnello
10. Reborn
11. Mammon
12. Mukuro
Does 10 (Reborn) strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Ahaha. Yes, to both. Very much yes. XD
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Mammon) most likely bottom to?
Let's see... pretty much all of the other Arcobaleno, plus Xanxus, Bel, and Mukuro. Also anyone who paid him to bottom. XD
Would you rather do 3 (Tsuna) or 5 (TYL Lambo)?
Lambo's a leetle more attractive to me, and there's the added bonus of not having to flee in terror from his devoted minions once they found out, either.
Which of 4 (Haru) and 1 (Gokudera) would you rather have do you?
Dera. Oh yes. |D
12 (Mukuro) and 2 (Yamamoto) are having sex in an airplane. XD Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"Wow, wait a sec, where are you planning to put that pineapple? --W-whoa, ha ha!"
(I... I dunno. XDDD)
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Mammon)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Nowhere near his asking price, let me tell you that. (Though I might be a little interested just because you might actually be able to see his freaking face. ...I really hope they're pics of his true form, though. >_>)
Where are 5 (TYL Lambo)and 9 (Colonnello) most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Anywhere and anytime Colonnello wants; Lambo's sure as hell not topping. XD Mammon writes about it afterwards because it's an easy way to both annoy Colonnello and make a quick buck.
When 12 (Mukuro) masturbates, he thinks about...
PINEAPPLES ...truth be told, Mukuro kinda strikes me as asexual. XD
What is 11's (Mammon) favorite sex toy?
Illusionary tentacles. XDD
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 (Mukuro/Hibari/Gokudera) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
"How Gokudera Got Topped by Two Crazy Rapists." I might read it, sob. XD Definitely couldn't write it. Warnings would be for OOCness, language, violence and crazy rapist sex. XD
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 (Yamamoto) or 6 (Squalo)?
Probably depends on who's doing the consensual sexing with them. Yamamoto's the type who wouldn't really care if someone he liked wanted to tie him up for some reason ("ha ha, what a weird request! but okay, sure!")... but somehow, I still want to say it'd be Squalo. XD
If 11 (Mammon) and 3 (Tsuna) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Mammon would tell because extortion is a profitable business. Tsuna... freaks out and pays the cash to shut him up. Then everyone finds out anyway. Oh Tsuna. XDDD
As a birthday present, 7's (Hibari) longtime lover 5 (TYL Lambo) offers to do whatever 7 (Hibari) wants in bed. What's 7's (Hibari's) secret birthday wish?
MOST UNLIKELY PAIRING EVER HA HA, uh, Hibari has no "secret wish" because anything he really wants to do, he kind of... just does it. XD So he shuns the offer and goes to celebrate his birth by beating people up.
Choose a food item for 4 (Haru) and 12 (Mukuro) to use together.
Chocolate cake, since Mukuro is a gentleman and lets Haru decide. (sob his beloved pineapples)
8 (Ryohei) and 4 (Haru) are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Ryohei, because in Haru's romantic fantasy view of things the big strong manly guy ALWAYS tops, and Ryohei's clueless shounen retard perspective doesn't disagree. And so their sex is pretty much right out of a cheesy romance novel, and they both kinda love it.
Which fetish is 9 (Colonnello) least likely to indulge?
"Yo, Reborn, I don't care about that other weird stuff but this cosplay is crossing the line! I'm not dressing up like a girl, hey!" Then Reborn tops him into doing it anyway. So I'm not really sure what to say.
What would 5 (TYL Lambo) do if he/she had 8 (Ryohei) naked, willing and ready in his/her bed?
Oh hell, I think he'd hit it. They have some pretty good sex, but he's later regretful when Ryohei gets all LOUD and ANNOUNCEY about it.
What would 10 (Reborn) and 4 (Haru) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
...The idea of Reborn and Haru kind of hurts my brain for some reason, but uh. Haru gets awkward talking about the sex because it makes her feel like a pervert, but she'll tell anyone within earshot what an AWESOME MAN Reborn-san is. And Reborn doesn't really talk about it at all because he doesn't need to brag for people to know that he's a sex god.
10 (Reborn ) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Colonnello). Where is it? What does it say?
C-can't answer... laughing too hard... XD PASS, sob.
Imagine that 2 (Yamamoto) writes an erotic 11/6 (Mammon/Squalo) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
"one day mammon & squalo get bored & have sum sex, lol" ...Please don't anyone ever let Yama write fanfiction. XD
If 2 (Yamamoto) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 (Ryohei) react?
"Whoa, Yamamoto! Is this some sort of EXTREME new training gear?! EXTREME!"
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue him. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his regular clients.
Colonnello and Gokudera are having a quickie in a broom closet when Ryohei walks in on them. Naturally enough, Ryohei joins in, first paging Tsuna, who's in the middle of fucking TYL Lambo into the mattress. Tsuna abandons TYL Lambo on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and TYL Lambo, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Haru attempts to rescue him. But TYL Lambo will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Reborn is one of his regular clients.
...sob as far as crazy fill-in-the-blanks sex scenarios go, this is horribly plausible. XDDD