18 Apocalypse, Sunday afternoon

[makesfaces]

After Barney ran screaming from the house, Jim felt the need to investigate.

Peeking into Barney's room, he saw a gremlin humping Barney's wall of porn. It wasn't something that anyone ever needed to see. Ever. Ever. When the gremlin realized it had been caught, it covered its lower half with its hands before rushing after Jim

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[survivesplague]

Kyle opened the front door, told the guy sitting down, "Don't worry, I'll just be a second," walked straight to the hat box, and sliced through it, the gremlin, and the fruitcake with his lightsaber. He paused for a moment to sense for any other gremlins in the house before scooping up the dear gremlin in half of the box and leaving.

One third of the Freelance Police was efficient.

[makesfaces]

Jim just looked thrown by everything that had happened in the past 20 minutes.