Man, do not fall for it. Those perfidious Palmetto-Staters are just trying to lure you guys down there so they can relieve you of your cash and enslave you. They've got Dobson-esque conversion therapy camps ready and waiting, and if you can't be cured of your deviant, Satanic sexual orientation, you'll be pressed into service cutting hair or doing interior design.
That's just the gay guys; the butch lesbians will be forced to drive trucks and work the docks, while the prettier ones will be paired off and put to work on the bachelor party circuit.
I'm telling you, man. I know it's tempting to visit SC as an openly gay fella, what with their golf and gay beaches and Charlestons. But steer clear.
Besides, North Carolina is right across the state line, and I'm still not convinced Jesse Helms is really dead. I haven't seen a corpse, have you?
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That's just the gay guys; the butch lesbians will be forced to drive trucks and work the docks, while the prettier ones will be paired off and put to work on the bachelor party circuit.
I'm telling you, man. I know it's tempting to visit SC as an openly gay fella, what with their golf and gay beaches and Charlestons. But steer clear.
Besides, North Carolina is right across the state line, and I'm still not convinced Jesse Helms is really dead. I haven't seen a corpse, have you?
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