19th Blood

[makemebreakfast]

[Phone]

[It sounds like Arcueid has kind of hidden herself to leave this phone message, speaking somewhat quietly so nobody else in the house can hear her.]

Hey! If there are any eligible young bachelors out there, you should come find me today and take a look at my new little daughter! She needs a boyfriend pretty badly. [With that, she hangs

Comments

Voice

[westerned]

Askin' over th'phone lines for a boyfriend ain't that great of an idea, y'know.

Voice

[makemebreakfast]

Not so loud!

It's for my sister. I think she'd loosen up if she found a nice boy.

Voice

[westerned]

An even worse idea. I knew a girl whose sister did that t'her once.

So she broke a few eggs an' put 'em in her sister's shoes. Poor things smelled t'high heaven.

Voice

[makemebreakfast]

I think I'm getting off pretty light if that's all she does.

She might kill me for an entire month for all of this...when she gets her powers back.

But if I find someone she can fall in love with I might not have to worry about that! It's all for her own good.

[wise_king]

[mfw he sees Altrouge but

is still horribly disgusted]

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid just watches with a big grin on her face. She's not going to interrupt the two of them just yet...this could end up being really cute.]

[wise_king]

I refuse to bow down to you.

[artwithknives]

[brb sleeping on his front lawn]

[makemebreakfast]

Altrouge...that was mean.

[So then why is she snickering so much about it?]

[artwithknives]

[oh god rolling over, holding his stomach, and groaning loudly]

[stop_it_tewi]

*passing by with groceries or something*

... do I even want to ask?

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid moves Altrouge out in front of her so that Reisen can get a better look, placing her hands on her sister's shoulders so that she can't get away.]

Look, isn't she cute??

[stop_it_tewi]

Um...

*give her a bit to process*

... Arcueid... is she your daughter? And I don't mean in the "assigned by Mayfield" sense...

Voice

[resurrectinto]

You got a new kid? Replacing us so quickly, geez.

...I'll keep an eye out for any eligible boys, though~

Voice

[makemebreakfast]

You don't even realize how perfect it is.

My horrible, uppity, bratty older sister is now my daughter.

It's just too perfect!