18th Blood

[makemebreakfast]

[Phone]

I got something back a while ago~ Can you guess what it is?

[And that seems to be all she has to say over general broadcast.]

[Action!]

[Now comes the true meat of Arcueid's activities! She's been paying extra special attention to information she comes across about the mischief of children in America. In essence...she's been watching

Comments

TAKE A GUESS

[artwithknives]

Arcueiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid-

:3

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid freezes in mid-throw, turning around with the roll of toilet paper still clutched in her hand. She gives an innocent smile and wave.]

Hi, Shiki. You wanna try?

[artwithknives]

You've got three seconds to start running.

[makemebreakfast]

Wh-hey!

...you're really mad, aren't you?

[Trying to give her best "kicked puppy" look.]

[sanctusdei]

[Just watching you from across the street, and trying to figure out what the hell you're doing.]

[makemebreakfast]

[She completes her work rather thoroughly, admiring it for but a moment before she runs across the street...TO START ON YOUR HOUSE!!]

[Boy it looks like she's having fun.]

[sanctusdei]

[Well, Theo was just sitting on his porch, smoking a cigarette and reading. And now he's frowing at you, but he doesn't get up just yet.]

What the hell. Are you 10 years old or something?

[makemebreakfast]

[She SCREECHES to a halt! She was having so much fun she didn't even notice him!]

No, I'm probably about 800 or so. [She looks slightly embarrassed. Not by the comment, but by the fact she didn't even notice him sitting there.]

[redorblueshot]

Um, Arcueid-san.

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid stops mid-throw and turns around, to find that it's just one of Akiha's maids.]

Hmm? Yea?

[redorblueshot]

[Oh god, not the cat form, don't go into the cat form.]

Are you having fun doing that?

[makemebreakfast]

Of course!

Boy, everyone asks the exact same question. Does it look like I'm not having fun?

[godisachild]

[Hey, remember the mean little brat from a few days ago? Well, here he is watching you toilet paper his house. He doesn't really seemed bothered by it as much as somewhat agitated.]

Man...you kinda suck at this.

[makemebreakfast]

[Ack she didn't even notice the little brat! She spins around quickly, seeming to lose that surprised look on her face rather quickly once she identifies who it is.]

What do you mean I suck at this? I'm getting good coverage!

Damn, sorry this is late

[godisachild]

Yeah, you're doing okay with that, but it's going to come off really easy. Like, are you only doing one coat of toilet paper on people's houses? Cause that's what it looks like.

It's okay!

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid looks at the roll in her hand with a bit of confusion. She didn't realize there were so many subtleties to toilet papering.]

W-well...I don't know...I'm just throwing it.

[riverofprawns]

[...

turns the hose on her. sorry, not much of a sense of humor here.]

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid basically makes a noise akin to how it would sound if you read the phrase "ACKBLHAGACK" out loud, and bolts from the water like a cat that just got sprayed.]

You didn't have to do THAT!

[riverofprawns]

[he chuckles]

I didn't want to drop the hose.

[makemebreakfast]

[Arcueid starts attempting to wring her clothes out.]

You could have just asked me to stop. [She totally wouldn't have.]