098 - Crap I gotta think of something for post 100 :(

[major_west]

Well.

I said some truly inappropriate things last night that were certainly not becoming for a man of my age and rank no matter how truthful they were, and for that, I apologise. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've a hangover to nurse.

[OOC: Honestly, he's just apologising for looking like an ass; he has no regrets for calling Bobby fat and gross]

Comments

Definitely! I just need to figure out what it is :C

[major_west]

What I could honestly go for right now is a big fry-up.

I'm gonna try to hold up for after port XD

[major_west]

And that certainly will not do.

I have a feeling if I tried to make one right now, I'd be run out of the kitchen, anyway.

[hopeless_hacker]

It seems like a lot of people got drunk last night. It was incredibly inappropriate behaviour from Kirk, but I don't think anyone can be blamed for having...taken advantage of it.

I hope he'll take back anything that went unused. I don't want to waste resources. Is champagne a resource?

[major_west]

I do think a bit of drinking was long overdue for everybody. Unfortunately, it seems many of us went farther than that.

Ah... not that I know of. This is only the second time I've seen champagne on the Barge.

[hopeless_hacker]

Well, the average bottle of champagne has two to three times the daily alcohol limit for a normal person, and the alcohol in sparkling wine is absorbed much faster as a result of the carbonation process, so...the consequences of this are unfortunate but they're hardly surprising.

Do you know if Billy's alright?

[major_west]

Interesting. I never knew that about champagne.

Yes. He's... snoring.

[gimmethemap]

How much of that did you drink?

[major_west]

Billy and I had two bottles between the two of us.

Some of it was spilled, of course.

...

I am still a Major, you realise.

[gimmethemap]

I'm never calling you Major again, Henry.

[major_west]

That's fine. Not everybody did.

But this place cannot and will not revoke my accomplishments.

Private

[my_freeze_ray]

What is Rose talking about? It was funny, and Libby joined in and got you back.

...I know this is going to sound awful? But I kind of think it was good for her.

Private - I AM ASSUMING BILLY READ HER COMMENTS OVER HIS SHOULDER

[major_west]

I think I came out worse than her in all this, anyway. The things I said...

Women don't understand how we take the piss out of each other.

Private - HE DOES THAT :C NOTHING IS SACRED

[my_freeze_ray]

Well...

I still sort of think they were more funny than mean. I mean, he wasn't even that fat, it's not like he was disabled or anything!

I thought Libby did an admiral job in the end.

Private

[major_west]

I'm very proud of her.

And it isn't that I hate fat people, anyway. It's that I hate fat twats.

SHE CAN'T BELIEVE SHE TALKED ABOUT DICKS THAT MUCH

[thatlibbychick]

Uh...well, I think we all said some fairly embarrassing things last night, so.

Apology accepted. And I'd like to extend one of my own.

[major_west]

Apology also accepted.