Say it aint so!

[majestamoniet]

I copied my latest chapter of Zenith into this analysis program thing and it spit out this:

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[soforget]

it's a complete lie, it's probably just because you use the same names and everything, don't worry ;)

[majestamoniet]

*hugs* Thanks, hon.

I'm telling myself it's because she's one of the few authors who uses first person POV. Yeah, that's what I'm telling myself.

[winter4555]

I agree with this.
It was my first thought when I read your post bb <3

NO!

[am_inthe_desert]

Oh please?! Zenith is written and organized way better than anything SMeyer can come up with. I concur with the above comment that it might be because you use the same characters. :)

I tried the program with some of my original stuff and it just told me that I wrote like Vladimir Nabokov. Now that is some serious shit - I know I'm not even close to anything he wrote!

So worry not dear. :)

Re: NO!

[majestamoniet]

Aw, thanks, bb. :)

Vladimir Nabokov! You've been holding out on me. You should put some of that skill towards writing an epic J/B fic. ;)

Re: NO!

[am_inthe_desert]

Oh no. The piece I put in was something I wrote a couple of years back and it wasn't really, ummm how do you say this - made up? It was based on a real life event that I turned into a personal writing project.

But the mention of me trying to write a J/B fic, well I have some lines and paragraphs written here somewhere. I wanted to participate in the drabble challenge this month but I still haven't decided whether it should be in script form or just normal fic structure would do. :) I was a bit confused about the schooling Rosenberg thing but that it had to incorporate lines from the book and should be in the movie.

Re: NO!

[majestamoniet]

Well, if you end up not participating in this drabble challenge, a new prompt comes out in a week, and you can try your hand at that one. :)

(and each prompt is COMPLETELY open to each member's interpretation, so you can write it any way you like)

[saya_asakura]

It's a lie! It must be drunk.

[majestamoniet]

I like the way you think. We'll go with that. The computer program was inundated with alcohol at the time it conducted the analysis, so the results are invalid.

eeeeeexcelent.

[pnai_87]

HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry...that was the first reaction out of me...

If it's true, it's a bad thing, but you'll make it rich by turning one of your hack jobs into a major motion picture...LOL

Okay, seriously? Totally not true. Anyone can write like Stephanie Meyer. Anyone can write better than Stephenie Meyer. Your work has depth, detail and has a sort of beautiful reality to it. You have talent.

[majestamoniet]

Okay, I laughed too for the first few seconds before the horror set in.

I totally agree about Smeyer's writing style not being very impressive. But I guess she IS writing YA fiction, so she can't get be too...mature. *snickers*

And thank you for the kind comments about my talent. It's reassuring to hear. :)

[soul_beguiled]

I'm not reading Zenith, 'cause it's an evil WIP, but I have read most if not all of your one shots and I say it's BS.

But on the bright side, if it were true, you could probably publish a YA novel and become a billionaire. That's not so bad, right?

[majestamoniet]

See, that's the thing. My ambition in life is to eventually be a YA author. So it was like a back handed compliment. lol. I guess.

I still would have preferred for it to have called me Dan Brown. Hmph. ;)