Zenith Chapter Twenty-four - Leah's Advice

[majestamoniet]

WARNING:  Leah is extra...special in this chapter!  So there is EXCESIVE FOUL/SEXUAL LANGUAGE.

Title: Zenith
Author: Majesta Moniet
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Edward/Bella/Jacob
Summary: At a pivotal moment in New Moon, a simple choice alters the course of Bella's future, and she is forced to endure several more weeks before Edward's eventual return to

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[winter4555]

Jacob’s vagina has me laughing so hard I can't read.

[majestamoniet]

Deep breaths, bb. Deep breaths. ;)

[winter4555]

pfft- Squanto and Fabio? thats good. thats really good.

[majestamoniet]

*snickers*

I cheated again :/

[anonymous]

Tis Jessisreang! ha. I don't have a LJ account, I checked out the air_the sun briefly, I'm not too familiar with LJ so I haven't done much looking around yet. I only found Sort of Beautiful, because you mentioned it once. I'm contemplating joining, just gotta allot some time. So I've been studying for the last five hours -grumble-stupidcollegemedclasses-grumble- and I said I would stop once you updated. Geeze, I was looking at the wrong page when I refreshed so I overstudied by a half hour. >.Off topic. Leah love x one thousand. I so badly want Edward and Jacob to beaf it out.!. Hmm mysterious red cloth wrapped thing? You're just getting all mysterious now aren't you? This is a crappy review, my brains fried

Re: I cheated again :/

[majestamoniet]

I knew you would :D

That's cool. Now that I'm mixing my Twilighted/LJ worlds so much, I actually think I'm gonna hold off on posting chapters here until they get validated on Twilighted. I'm not trying to "punish" anyone, I just want everyone to have fair playing field (unless you're reading on FF.NET, lol).

Geeze, I was looking at the wrong page when I refreshed so I overstudied by a half hour.

Overstudy??? You make me LOL so hard.

I was actually discussing this with another reader, and we both agree that there are some homoerotic undertones to Bella and Leah's relationship. Nothing solid, but the potential is there.

Yes, Embry is win! I love him bunches.

Thank you, dearie!

(P.S. I saw your reviews on FF.NET and wanted to thank you. I can't reply to them because there anon but I wanted you to know I appreciate the gesture. My expectations for posting over at that site weren't big in the first place, so not too much love lost.)

Re: I cheated again :/

[anonymous]

It's okay I was waiting for the day you would make it all fair, I was getting lucky I knew it :) haha yeah FF.net is seriously disadvantaged, but how else can you build reviews their then updating slowly? that site is viscious.

I waited until last minute, my tests are all tomorrow XD

Hmm Bella/Leah would be definitely interesting to see written out, the last same sex couple I read fanfic about was Sirius and Remus from HP XD long tim ago. memories T_T I don't really care for many of the females in Twilight. They all have something wrong with them. Except Angela, she's boring...Esme greatly aggravates me for some reason too...eh..

Re: I cheated again :/

[majestamoniet]

I've never written/read stories where a same sex couple was the focus. It never held a big draw for me. But I'm consider a B/L AU one-shot to this story. We'll see. :)

[_argustar]

“What? I think they’d be cute together. She could show him how to spit, and he could teach her how to use a fork and knife. It’d be a thing of beauty.”

::FALLS. OVER. LAUGHING. "Titanic" references, for the win::

But then I remembered just whose ground it was and what they could hear,

. . . yeah, now I have a mental picture of what would happen if they didn't exercise impulse control: Emmett up in a tree with a bucket of popcorn dead squirrels to snack on during the free porn show and the rest of the family giving him -_-;; faces when he goes back inside.

Well, Edward's would be more of a DD:< face, but. Still.

On a more serious note, I loved the Bella and Leah bonding time and the fact that Bella got angry when everyone was doubting her. I do think that it's got to suck to be a normal human among all the paranormal ones and she has the right to be upset when people clearly aren't taking her seriously.

[winter4555]

Emmett up in a tree with a bucket of popcorn dead squirrels to snack on during the free porn show
lmao

[majestamoniet]

I have a secret: I included that entire reference to E/L after we shared comments the other day. You planted an inescapable seed. :)

. . . yeah, now I have a mental picture of what would happen if they didn't exercise impulse control: Emmett up in a tree with a bucket of popcorn dead squirrels to snack on during the free porn show and the rest of the family giving him -_-;; faces when he goes back inside.

This needs to happen!!!! If only this story were a spoof! Then I could include half of the ridiculous crap in my head.

Yes, Bella deserves a "You go, girl!" And I think it was nice to see her and Jacob fighting. Cuz couples do that.

Thank youuuuuu.

[_argustar]

I have a secret: I included that entire reference to E/L after we shared comments the other day. You planted an inescapable seed. :)

. . . ::gets out a watering pail and a container of MiracleGro:: "C'mon, seed! Grow! Grow!" E/L has the potential to be an awesome 'ship, really. The snark and culture clash would be beautiful to behold. And it would be one hell of an Eff You from Leah to Sam.

This needs to happen!!!! If only this story were a spoof! Then I could include half of the ridiculous crap in my head.

Ridiculous crap~~? Well, you could always go the Summit route -- have some fun extra bits to go along with the main text? Only you would be nice and not put the fun extra bits on several different dvd packagings in several different retail outlets!

And I think it was nice to see her and Jacob fighting. Cuz couples do that.

Yes. Yes, they do. And it's normal and natural and leads to awesome opportunities for make-up sex!

[winter4555]

Okay! now that I am done reading!
I love that Leah got such a big part! and it was amazing and it was wonderful and more then I could have ever hoped for. :D you need to do some serious Leah drabbling.
A+ on the makeout scene in the Cullen's back yard! this calls for a “that just happened.“ moment.
what did we get from Carlisle?

[majestamoniet]

you need to do some serious Leah drabbling.

Do other authors write her this way though? Would my presentation of her seem OOC? IDK, I haven't read a lot where Leah gets a decent-sized part.

lol, and yes, "that just happened." ;D

[unalike]

a great chapter like always. I loved the talk bella had with leah I was dying of laughter.

and lol at you saying we threatened you to get a twitter hahahaha

love ya girl

[majestamoniet]

hehe, you ladies are my scapegoat for these twitter shenanigans. ;)

Thank you, dear. I'm glad I could make you laugh.