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[maitimo]

*stands back as his mun flails and grovels and prostrates herself in profuse apologies for not being around recently*

...

*carries on with normal business*

*calls to see Moryo partly out of curiosity, mostly out of big brotherly protectivenessTM*

Comments

[caranthire]

*is in the armoury, trying to figure out what implements of death should be used for bribing the female*

[caranthire]

Huh.

How...

Bizarre.

[maitimo]

It's probably the phrase for the day but... You get used to it.

[caranthire]

Well.

The boys seem... alright. But the female child is... most uncooperative.

[maitimo]

*nods slowly* Well, it is very difficult for Miril, I think. She probably feels very much outnumbered now.

Actually, I've invited her to stay at my place for a while, if that's okay with you? She can spend time with Ariel and hopefully, we can calm her down a bit too. And her raven can kill my daughter's cat, yay.

[caranthire]

Well... if you think it'll make her less stroppy...

And that will give me time to determine a suitable technique by which to bribe her.

[maitimo]

*arches an eyebrow*

Tip one, Bro. Don't bribe your kids. Or, if you do, don't make it obvious.

[caranthire]

Why not? It's the most expedient way to cease their complaining.

[maitimo]

It's not exactly quality Parenting though and one thing that you are is a quality parent.

[caranthire]

>:\

WAS a quality parent. Right now I don't have a clue and I'm happy enough as long as they don't scream too much or get themselves killed.

[maitimo]

*sighs* We'll see, Moryo.

[caranthire]

Well what do you expect? I don't know them, they don't know me, suddenly they're thrust upon me!

[maitimo]

*winces* It's not really like that, Moryo. These are incredibly strange circumstances. Part of you does know them and they certainly know and love you.

*shrugs* But the important thing now is to get you settled and adjusted, I suppose. Your children's father can look after them, as will the rest of the family. You probably need, in order, tea and to sort out your head before we can think about this any further.

[caranthire]

Yes. Tea.

*as if by magic a servant appears with tea*

Tea. It's good for everything, from waking up to enduring a suicide bombing campaign.

[maitimo]

*sighs sympathetically* I just wish the politicians of the world Valar would realise that all you need is tea.

[caranthire]

And to just kill that fucker Morgoth once and for all. And all his little underlings. I mean, come on, if the whole thing upsets you so much then why sit on your asses? We've got plenty enough to endure with how insanely complicated our lives are, dammit!