i met a girl last week that i think i want to marry. i went to salt lounge tonight with some people, it was pretty dead for a saturday. i spent a little bit more money than i would've hoped to, so i'm definately not going out tomorrow. my fan has a remote control, does yours?
me: how was work? my mom: well... [long dramatic pause] you see... [pause]... in every job, there's the nuts and the bolts, and i don't get much of a chance to work on the bolts because i have to deal with all the nuts.