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ihateplumbers July 3 2010, 05:52:25 UTC
Bowser looked up from his dozens of muscular Mario and Luigis to see Parakarry flapping around, surrounded by darkness.

Bowser threw his bucket at Parakarry's head. "PUT THEM IN YOUR MAILBAG AND TAKE THEM TO THE SEA" he shouted.

[Bowser has just thrown a paper cup at you, and then shouted that shout.]

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mailcalltime July 3 2010, 06:06:45 UTC
"Bowser? Please get me out of-oof!" His sentence was cutoff by the bucket bouncing off his head and into his hands.

He peered into the bucket. Several chain chomps looked up from inside. He gulped. "Oh...hi?"

The chain chomps were not amused by his greeting. They foamed from the mouth as they viciously barked at him, ready to maul him at any moment.

"ACK!" Parakarry immediately threw the bucket into the darkness but it continued to hover in mid-air.

(He just threw the cup onto a table.)

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ihateplumbers July 3 2010, 07:15:09 UTC
The bucket spilled coins all over the table.

A kerokero cola came out!

Two kerokero colas came out!

Frogfucius came out! "Ho-ho-ho, jump on tadpoles!" he chortled, as he jumped from Mario to Luigi to Mario to Luigi to Mario to Luigi to Mario to Luigi to Mario to Luigi to Mario to Luigi to Mario to Luigi head, playing a beautiful calypso beat.

Bowser started spinning faster and faster, watching him go around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around.

[Bowser is spinning around in circles now.]

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mailcalltime July 3 2010, 10:36:48 UTC
The coins stood upright and sprouted arms. They then pulled out steel drums and began to play along.

The tadpoles danced as they jumped from Mario to Luigi. Then Luigi to Mario. Mario to Luigi. Luigi to Mario.

A fire flower fell out of the bucket.

The Star Rod came out!

Ten Star Rods came out!

A broom came out!

Wait a minute, a broom? This was no random broom either. It had purple and pink bristles and let out pink smoke. Parakarry could of sworn that he seen it before.

A hand was waving from the bucket.

"I've arrived You're Rancidness!" A shrill ear-splitting voice called from inside the bucket, drowning out the calypso music. Parakarry's stomach turned as his eyes widened in horror.

The head of a female magikoopa donning pointy glasses poked out. "Do you like fried eggs?"

"Aaaah Kammy!" Parakarry screamed in terror as he flew in circles. "That's even worse than Bow trying to kill me!"

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