Hee!!! Wonderful ending! :D I love the way that it snuck up on both of them. *snerk* And sweet little baby Turnip. I can just see her in her first year. Being picked on by some Gryffindors. Because of course she's destined to be in Slytherin. Black, messy hair flying in her face, like a little Goth in training, and someone makes fun of her. Suddenly...
AVADA KEDAVRA!!! Our little Turnip wouldn't mess around, now would she??? ;)
Turnip is a Slytherin student that everyone knows not to mess with. She's nasty, ill-tempered, quick to hex and... um... has interesting features. At 17 to win a secret bet among the Slytherins, she decides to go after Hogwart's most popular and pursued boy - Gryffindor student Mortimer Longbottom.
Harry is afraid she'll have her heart broken when she fails to capture Mortimer's heart. Snape is afraid she'll succeed.
Mortimer, of course, is the love child of Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy. Hence, his stunning good looks and charming personality - they're all Malfoy. From the Longbottoms he got his pretty brown hair, and his dimples, and his father's good heart. Unfortunately, he also got his abysmal potions skills. Thankfully, Turnip can help with that. :D
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AVADA KEDAVRA!!! Our little Turnip wouldn't mess around, now would she??? ;)
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Harry is afraid she'll have her heart broken when she fails to capture Mortimer's heart. Snape is afraid she'll succeed.
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LOL, that's too awsome!!
And public too!
*swoops and kisses you*
:D
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*smooches you back*
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She puked on him! Perhaps the next unforgivable taught at Hogwarts? I loved it!
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