Case 01 [Video]

[magicxmarker]

[There is a soft tapping heard before the video flicks on and black, square glasses and wide eyes come into view.]

Woah! This thing is like, awesome! It looks like an apple product, or something

Comments

[Video]

[mister_hatter]

It doesn't look anything like an apple.

[Apples are red, or green, or maybe yellow, and round and made of fruit.]

Re: [Video]

[magicxmarker]

Its not "a apple" its an apple pro-

[there is a pause]

Woah....where are you?

[Video]

[mister_hatter]

Xerxes Break. Who are you?

Re: [Video]

[magicxmarker]

People here have the coolest names! I'll have to tell Gallahad about them when I get back...

[Seems to be mentally cataloging all the names he's learned so far.]

I'm Hanna, and....How do you even spell that? like....with a Z? or...

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

It's yours. Everyone gets one when they end up here. Like, a consolation prize or something, I guess.

Re: [video]

[magicxmarker]

I won a prize?! Really?

Wait...what?

[Hanna stares down at his device and frowns at it]

So there's like, no answer button or anything? it just...picks up anyways? thats stupid....I guess it really is an apple product. And where is here, cause its definitely not the theater...

[video]

[kill_joo_ded]

Yeah, sure. An all-expense paid trip to another dimension where idiot spirits mess with your head. Have fun.

Re: [video]

[magicxmarker]

So, spirits huh? That's awesome, but...uh, I've already got a ghost problem back home.

Don't want to over work myself, you know? So, anyway of getting out of...um...?

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil]

...Good lord what sort of bakers do you have back home?

[Electronics made of apples? Sign him up.]

Re: [Video]

[magicxmarker]

Its not an apple! That would be really cool though, you could eat it when you get hungry! Though it'd probably be expensive...

but really, who hasn't heard of apple?
You people are all weird..

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil]

I know what an apple is--

[Right foot, Horst, get off on it.]

I'm Horst. It's a pleasure! You are...?

[Video]

[magicxmarker]

....sure.

[Totally doesn't believe him, but who cares? He has a cool name, and its totally going on the list]

I'm Hanna!

[Smile big, makes them think you know what you're doing!]

So, where is this..?

[Video]

[hisbutlerbound]

An apple product? [The 1889 era butler looks puzzled, trying to understand how the device could be related to an apple] Forgive me if I do not understand.

Re: [Video]

[magicxmarker]

its....well, its a company that makes electronics. Apple is like, the brand name or whatever.

[is seriously confused by how these people don't know what Apple is, they must be living in the past.]

[Video]

[hisbutlerbound]

Ah, that makes more sense. I was questioning the uses of apples in a more modern time than my own and I'm afraid it didn't seem plausible.

[He'd be right.]

Re: [Video]

[magicxmarker]

[Hanna stares for a while before blurting out as he usually does]

You look old.

[bunny_flower]

It is yours, sir.

[magicxmarker]

I think i've gotten the hang of it now....

[Wait, there is a girl speaking, act cool!]

So what's your name, miss

[bunny_flower]

My name is Unohana Retsu, Captain of the 4th Division of the Gotei 13.

[magicxmarker]

Woah, captain of the what of what?

[shoves a impressed look on his face anyways]

that's awesome! you know, if you take away the Uno, we have like, the same name. minus an N. so we could be like, doshana or something!

[is thinking he's terribly clever]