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[magicmarmot]

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[ignusfaatus]

lighten the fuck up. You are the woman.

[magicmarmot]

It's one of my cranky days.

[mle292]

If she's not into you, she can always go fuck herself. Really.

Know that you are worth something and it will make it more obvious that you're worth something to other people.

Blah, blah, blah... all platituded out now.

[magicmarmot]

Platitudes ahoy, but nonetheless.

Going and fucking herself is always a good option. I'm just severely cranky today.

[inked2x]

If I could offer up one thought -

Perhaps the women meeting are you are feeling you analyzing them (whether you are or not) and rather than risk rejection from you they put up defenses first ... a la - come here, come here, come here ... oh get away, get away, get away ...

But then again what the hell do I know about this stuff>

[magicmarmot]

Hellifino.

Damn defenses.

I always analyze my prey first.

[ms_tek]

Careful. Sometimes your prey is a man eater herself.

[magicmarmot]

So far not so much. I doubt I make that interesting of prey.

[alisgray]

my dad had a couple of old chestnuts that all started with "how is a ship like a woman?"

[magicmarmot]

Neither is good on a bagel?

[alisgray]

1) costs so much to keep her in paint and powder
2) rigging is worth more than the hull
3) if you'd ever tried to steer one you'd know.

they all annoyed me.

[magicmarmot]

Perhaps it was the intent?

Mine is more of a psychological housecleaning.

You surprised me with the bus metaphor

[jenx]

I thought it was going to be something about having an emergency exit in the back...

Re: You surprised me with the bus metaphor

[magicmarmot]

I don't work brown.

That would be the UPS metaphor...

[raccoon_kabuki]

"What can brown do for you?"

Re: That would be the UPS metaphor...

[magicmarmot]

I will not condone a women are like UPS trucks sub-thread.

No.

No, no, no.