Squicky

[magicmarmot]

Took some benadryl and painkillers this morning to counter the head weasels that were fudding up my elmer. They didn't seem to work very well, so I took more. Then I ate lunch. Now my brain is frolicking in some honey-covered land of lackadaisical fruit roll-ups while I slave away typing things on a keyboard.

Comments

[g33kgoddess]

Um...ew?

Did you happen to notice that all of your, um... euphamisms... had somehow to do with food?

EW!

[alcippe]

Initially, YES the doll does seem gross given it's rental quality. But on secondary consideration, it's probably just as gross as sleeping in a hotel bed, which seems very normal and ungross despite the fact that hundreds of people have likely done the nasty in it. Interesting.

[being_isis]

yank yogurt.

nastiest euphemism ever.

damn it, I was just starting to enjoy yogurt again.

[magicmarmot]

Tony also threw out "baby batter" and "knuckle children" tonight.

Yank yogurt is even funnier if you pair it with "fruit on the bottom".

[ignusfaatus]

awesome post