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[magicalmiracles]

nOw ThAt ScHoOl Is AlL uP aNd GeTtInG iTs WiCkEd MoThErFuCkInG cOmE oN, tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR hErE iS aLl MoThErFuCkInG eXcItEd

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[magicalmiracles]

kAtA iS tHe MoThErFuCkInG cHiLleSt.
sHe AlWaYs Be KiCkInG iT hArD aNd WiCkEd WiTh HeR mOtHeRfUcKiNg ClOwNbRoThEr.
We MaKe ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg NoIsE tO bE mAkInG tOgEtHeR, aLl LoViNg AnD sHiT.

AiN't NoThInG hApPeNiNg BeSiDeS wAiTiNg FoR gRaNdAd..
aIn'T bEeN hOmE fOr MoNtHs, MoThErFuCkEr StArTs To ThInK hE uP aNd GoT hIs FoRgOt On. :O(
BuT yEaH, cArE oF mAgIcAl CrEaTuReS. :O)
wE sHoUlD tAkE iT tOgEtHeR, sIs.

[wolfishwizard]

I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ALLOW YOU TO GIVE THE HIPPOGRIFFS ANY SUSPICIOUS SUBSTANCES.
THAT CLASS IS STUPID AND OVERRATED ANYWAYS, BUT GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT IF YOU REALLY WANT.

...
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO STAY AT HOME STILL?
YOU COULD JUST LEAVE A NOTE FOR THE OLD MAN OR SOMETHING.
THERE'S STILL TIME FOR YOU TO FLOO YOUR WAY OVER HERE WITH US.

[magicalmiracles]

dO iT wItH mE, bEsT fRiEnD.
:O)
MaYbE i CaN gEt It To LeT yOu RiDe It WhIlE iT mAkEs ItS sWeEt AeRiAl FlIpPiNg NoIsE.

I dOn'T wAnT hIm To Be WoRrYiNg AbOuT mE. :O(
hE wAs SuPpOsEd To CoMe AnD hAvE oUr BiRtHdAy TeA rUmPuS cElEbRaTiOn We AlWaYs Do BeFoRe ScHoOl...

[wolfishwizard]

I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CLASS, NO THANKS.

BUT LOOK, HE WON'T WORRY IF YOU LEAVE HIM A NOTE SAYING YOU'RE OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOU'LL BE HOME ON THE 14TH, OR YOU COULD EVEN LEAVE EARLIER IF YOU WANT.
COME HANG OUT WITH US, HAVE SOME FUN. I'M SURE HE'D WANT YOU TO ENJOY YOUR VACATION, SO HE SHOULDN'T BE TOO WORRIED.
...
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH SPACE THERE IS, BUT WE CAN MAKE SOME.
AND IF YOU HAVE TO YOU COULD JUST FUCKING SHARE MY HOTEL BED, I'M OBVIOUSLY FUCKING SMALL ENOUGH NOT TO TAKE UP TOO MUCH ROOM.

[magicalmiracles]

yOu'D rEaLlY lEt Me Be Up In YoUr SpAcE?
:O)

wElL

tHaT sOuNdS rEaL mOtHerFuCkInG gOoD...
I jUsT wOrRy FoR tHaT oLd MoThErFuCkEr Is AlL...

[puckinyourmom]

What are you feeding her?

[fearnoanvil]

whoa!!!

[strongestpuff]

If I may say so, I consider Care of Magical Creatures one of the most interesting classes offered, and were you to require any help with it, I w001d gladly offer mine.