Minions are worthless!

[magic_geometry]

[ residents near cookie's room probably heard a rather shrill cackle followed by the sound of a broom beating something as he beat the monster under his bed into submission. ]What good are monsters under the bed if all they do is bring back those blasted rubber menaces after you swat them away! I do not want the ball, you idiot monster

Comments

[feathered_earth]

That's cute! It sounds like you lucked out, I think.

[magic_geometry]

I do not want a cute monster under my bed! It does me no good!

[feathered_earth]

It could do you a lot of good! You just aren't giving him a chance.

[magic_geometry]

I do not want a slobbering monster!

[ slobber slobber slobber pawprints slobber ]

[spandexisyouth]

Monsters under the bed can be good?

[magic_geometry]

Depends on what you call good!

[spandexisyouth]

They are monsters, though. I thought they would exist to cause problems.

[magic_geometry]

Chaos is fun