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[magic_geometry]

Meatbags need to stay out of my house! That includes YOU, creature with the ridiculous tight white outfit and high collar. If you wiggle your hips one more time, I'll beat you until you can't wiggle anymore! [ any of his neighbors may be subject to hearing his shrill cackle :D

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[feathered_earth]

I've heard that nobody's been able to catch that guy.

"Minion?"

[magic_geometry]

No one will need to catch him once I'm through with him!

Yeah, Minion.

[feathered_earth]

Well, good luck.

So who's your minion?

[magic_geometry]

That's none of your business, creature.

[live_ringer]

You have a minion?

[magic_geometry]

Of course I do.

[live_ringer]

Are we talking office minion that fetches you coffee and mail or something else?

[magic_geometry]

No, evil minion.

[bloody_pens]

[The writing's a bit messy but still recognizable as Derrick. Someone's been hitting the bottle pretty hard.]

just so everyone knows, it wasn't me. that lovely rhinestone suit i had is gooooone.

[magic_geometry]

Stay outta my house anyway, meatbag.

[bloody_pens]

but what if i want to observe your evilness in action

[magic_geometry]

You'd hafta prove your worth first.

...and poking with her too because lol PING.

[ice_echani]

"Meatbag?"

lol

[magic_geometry]

Meatbag or hairy creatures. Either works.

[ice_echani]

[Pentaps. The phrase nags at her mind, but she has no idea why.

It's irritating.]

A term for organics in general?

[magic_geometry]

You creatures with hair.