[charloft] (WED) Cover of my biography (future-;verse)

[magic_fratboy]

Well, the prints are finally back...looks as if this book's happening. I'm only posting, by the way, 'cause May demanded it. I can't say no to my little girl...

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[no_substitution]

So are you?

[magic_fratboy]

I dunno...does it count as cheating if a) there's been NO sex, and b) my girlfriend actually loves you more than I do when you show up with cookies?

[no_substitution]

And I've been dating Cain longer than you've been dating Zee.

OH! PLEASE tell me you said something about Cain!!

[magic_fratboy]

Yeah, I outed the fact that he's secretly cheating on you with Elvis.

Of course I mentioned Cain! There's about half a chapter in there about your romantic history with that motherfucker, just to cut to the chase of "I've never slept with Sassy, I love my girlfriend, now get outta my face."