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Apr 26, 2010 10:13

Giant rubber monsters are not a good welcome to a new house! Get them out! Now!

angry koopa is irritated, - cookie / kamek, - plot

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Roger! crowsloveapples April 27 2010, 02:31:23 UTC
[Apple hurried over to Cookie's house armed only with the handle of a broomstick. As the founder and sole employee of The Edensphere Animal Shelter he was getting really good at wrangling animals of all shapes and sizes. In fact the last time the rubber creatures had appeared, Apple had removed a dinosaur from the spa. So he was totally qualified for this.

He made it as far as the door before he realized he never did ask for Cookie's name. oops. Oh well. He knocked.]

Hello? I'm Apple and I'm here to help!

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magic_geometry April 27 2010, 02:48:18 UTC
[ Cookie stared a bit behind his glasses at Apple. What a strange creature, but at least he wasn't a meatbag like the rest of the population here.

He doesn't really introduce himself, he simply points to the rather large mass of tentacles pouring from his bathroom door. ]

There.

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crowsloveapples April 27 2010, 03:18:20 UTC
[Wow Apple really hadn't expected to see a Turtle answer the door! A turtle with glasses!]

Wow. Er--hi.

[Oh that was a lot of tentacles. He gulped and then gave the turtle a wave.]

I'm on it!

[Apple folded his black wings like a mini cape around his shoulders. It made him at least a little bulkier and gave him some protection. Then he took the stick and walked slowly towards the bathroom.]

Alright. Hey ah...monster? Sir or Madam? Mr. ah--wait I didn't get your name! [he turned to look back at the turtle with a sheepish grin]

Right he wants you out of his house. So could you please move? [He gave the tentacles a tap with his broomstick just to see if it would do anything.]

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magic_geometry April 27 2010, 05:15:12 UTC
[ as long as he wasn't mistook for a lost pet again :/

[ and well, so far Apple's attempts seemed fruitless. Cookie folded his arms, frowning as much as a turtle could frown. ]

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crowsloveapples April 27 2010, 07:10:20 UTC
[Negotiation...didn't look like it was gonna work. Apple frowned at the monster.]

Ok we're doing this the hard way.

[He marched over and gave the tentacle monster a mighty poke with his broomstick.]

I said move please!

[The monster shifted as though it was giving this tiny child a WTF look. Apple frowned harder.]

I'm gonna come in there and push you out unless you come out first.

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magic_geometry April 27 2010, 16:32:17 UTC
[ Cookie watched, no he stared, behind those large glasses of his. This guy was definitely a child. He could be useful. Maybe. Perhaps he simply needed some guidance. Well, much guidance.

Brood. brood. brood. ]

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crowsloveapples April 28 2010, 16:51:46 UTC
[Meanwhile innocent Apple was now attempting to force himself into the bathroom so he could grab the tentacle monster out. He couldn't fail his no name Turtle Friend!

The monster for his part looked amused. It wrapped one tentacle around Apple's broom and refused to let go. Apple moved around so that he was close to the back of the rubber creature and gave a mighty PUSSHH.

Nada. The monster was too heavy.

What else could he do? Apple thought a moment and stuck his head out of the bathroom]

Hey mister turtle do you have anything to eat? Like fruit or cookies? We can try to see if we can lure him out with food.

[it worked for him after all]

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magic_geometry April 28 2010, 17:05:42 UTC
[ cookie frowned. His food was not for a tentacle monster. Only if he could teleport the monster from his bathroom, but that wasn't really possible anyway. At least he thought it wasn't.

With a sigh, he pulled several cookies in a baggie from the sleeve of his robe and offered them to Apple. He was saving those too, well at least until he could pilfer a few more. ]

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crowsloveapples April 29 2010, 04:08:21 UTC
Thanks!

[Yay Bait! Apple took the cookies and advanced towards the tentacle monster with renewed determination.]

Here mister monster! I have a snack for you!

[It didn't seem logical that it would work right? But somehow, some reason the tentacle monster raised it's head...or was it a tentacle? It was hard to tell really.

Was it really working?]

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magic_geometry April 29 2010, 15:55:39 UTC
[ sure enough, the lure was working as the creature started moving towards Apple. Cookie rubbed his chin in amusement. This kid could be useful. ]

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crowsloveapples April 30 2010, 05:44:35 UTC
[Hurray it was working! Apple slowly began to back towards the front door.]

That's right! They're really good! Just a little further now..

[He lured them all the way to the door and when the monster was close enough he threw one of the cookies outside.]

Ready? Go get it boy!

[Now to close the door as soon as the monster races out to get the cookie.

Oh I hope you didn't want that cookie BACK.]

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magic_geometry April 30 2010, 06:50:04 UTC
[ No, he doesn't want the cookie after that. ]

Interesting. You did it.

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oops sorry bb crowsloveapples May 2 2010, 17:49:58 UTC
[Apple comes back with a huge grin on his face]

There! If you keep your door shut he should stay out!

Sorry about your cookie though.

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it's all good magic_geometry May 2 2010, 17:56:51 UTC
[ Well the kid seemed pretty proud of himself. ]

I'll just reacquire more cookies.

[ by reacquire, he probably means pilfer :D ]

My name is Cookie.

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woohoo! crowsloveapples May 2 2010, 18:19:11 UTC
Oh! You named yourself after food too? Just like me! You must really like cookies.

[You are now the most awesome person EVER Cookie]

Black makes some of the best cookies ever! We should ask him to make more.

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Re: woohoo! magic_geometry May 2 2010, 18:30:55 UTC
Something like that. [ no, not even close, but whatever. ]

Black, hmm? A good snack wouldn't be a bad idea.

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