Post-match analysis...

[maggiecate]

Inspired by and for the fabby alliean, and in the style (but not the quality) of her talky-fics, two wizards meet the morning after a party:

"So...did you ask her?"
"Yeah."
"And?"
"Well, it was a bit weird...it was really loud so I might have misheard..."
"What?"
"I think she said she'd have to check with her cat."
"..."
"..."
"That's a bit...."
"Tell me

Comments

[maggiecate]

Wow, I was worried that the many different layers of meaning would be too subtle, but I under-estimated you! I was originally thinking of catnip for the bribe, but then Felix came to mind (my cat was pointing that it had been at least two hours since she had been fed and what was I planning to do about it) and the pun was irresistable!