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[mafioso87]

I think, after long deliberation, that there are some things in life, as much as I would like otherwise, that I am not meant to understand. That, no matter how long I attempt to piece something together and make any sense of it whatsoever, the powers that be will relentlessly kick me back down the ladder of comprehension until I am once again on

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[gatorbrat]

haha Thomas you crack me up. Come on...we can't be THAT confusing. Guys are just as bad sometimes :)

[mafioso87]

psssht yea right kiddo, guys are never remotely as confusing as you cootie-toting females :P

[love_is_a_verb4]

that is because women have periods, which throw off the natural balance of the male/female connection. since men can't POSSIBLY relate to the pain and agony that we females go through EVERY MONTH, from cramps to breakouts, they can't EVER understand us. we turn into monsters from bloody hell (literally). this monstrosity produces static between the satellites of man and woman, thus interrupting normal "logic" and smashing any hopes of a full understanding.

periods originate from the Bible...thanks to Eve, who ate that darn apple, women will bleed monthly and have pain in childbirth. Adam ate it too, but does HE have any pain? no! two conclusions: God is male, and males will never understand females.

[mafioso87]

i had a kidney stone, and that was pretty freaking painful

[love_is_a_verb4]

yes, but do you have kidney stones every month??? NO! lol

[mafioso87]

lol it looks like carly's going to win this one...i'll back down and go hide in a corner now

[love_is_a_verb4]

heheehehe...what can i say...i would love to be a guy sometimes...and not because i like women, so stop thinking that! :-P