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[mafiaissrsbsns]

[Filtered to SERRA]

OI. It's not my fault if you weren't entertained. I offered.

Make a public announcement saying I entertained you for a day.

If you do, I'll give you a package of popcorn, and I'll let you keep Takeshi for a week.

[//]

[Filtered to TETRA]

Well? I'm Ready.....Che. So, this ring means what I think it means, huh

Comments

[bestgameever]

Haha, the ring thing is pretty cool, isn't it?

Tsuna says he doesn't remember it yet, though.

Which work are you doing right now?

[bestgameever]

*notices new person and waves*

Hi! Are you new?

[vespa_alien]

Nnnnnnope. Actually, I'm one of the most experienced players in this whole game. You'd do good, sticking around me.

[bestgameever]

Haha, really? Nice to meet you!

[vespa_alien]

Likewise.

Since I'm so nice and generous, wanna know about how to get a secret rare item?

[bestgameever]

You're sure you don't mind sharing?

[vespa_alien]

Just my way of helping out the newbies.

All right, listen up, because I'm only gonna tell you once, okay?

First, you gotta go to the laundry room, and steal some towels. Like, at least twenty. The guard patterns are randomized, so it's pretty hard, but you can do it if you're fast enough.

Anyways, once you've got the towels, head out into the forest, and start climbing trees and tying towels to the top of them. You gotta tie each one to a different tree or it won't work.

As soon as you're done with that, a bird should come by where you tied the last one, then leave again. If you follow it, it'll lead you to a spot where you can dig for an item.

Got that?

[bestgameever]

Haha, got it! Thanks!

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Don't really do that, idiot.

[bestgameever]

Really? Why not?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

It's bogus, obviously.

[bestgameever]

But if you don't try, you won't know, right?

[mafiaissrsbsns]

[...Okay. He'll do this so the moron can understand it--]

But, Takeshi~ you already have enough, right? Food, clothes, supplies, whatever. You should leave that-- ...item, or whatever, for someone else.

[bestgameever]

Haha, but usually, they give one item to each player.

[mafiaissrsbsns]

Okay, look, you retard--

...

What if it's a trap?

[bestgameever]

But what's the worst thing that can happen?