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[mafiacow]

L- Lambo-san is stuck... uuuu.... waaaaaahhhhhh.....

[ooc; Climbed up a big christmas tree out in public somewhere to try to get the candy canes and got his bushy head tangled in the needles.]

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[kievduchess]

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[mafiacow]

Kupyah! L... Lambo-san wasn't.. uuu... eating candy... uuuuwaaa... *sniff sniff* ...off the tree....

[kievduchess]

... Lambo.

[mafiacow]

*flails*

KUPYAH!

[pitfallen]

................................?

[Passing by, pauses, looks up at the sound of a whining afrocow thing]

....... The hell?

[mafiacow]

UWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh...... ...uuu.... *sniffle, sniffle* Lambo-san just.. uu.. wanted candy....

[pitfallen]

[Against her better judgment, walks up to the tree and glances up from under it to find the source of the whining, blinking at the little.... thing. Momentarily considers walking away and ignoring it, but given she can't fade into obscurity as easily here, she decides that would be a BAD idea.]

................... Eh...... You stuck?

[mafiacow]

...Lambo-san wants down... uuuuu.....

[ptero_claw]

Oh my! Maybe...I can catch you if I stretch out my long, slender arms ? It'll be like catching a football!

[mafiacow]

UWAAAAAAAHHHHH!

*counterproductively, starts throwing ornaments at him*

[ptero_claw]

Please...don't do that...the ornaments...they will slice at my delicate skin... I don't want to return to home bleeding again.

*Dodges and runs*

[sisknowsbest]

...Cow?

[mafiacow]

...u.uu.... Lambo-san is a five-year-old hitman from Italy... *sniffle* ... who, who likes grapes... ...and candies... *biiig sniffle* ... and is stuck in a stupid tree...

[sisknowsbest]

Hitman..?

You need some help?

[ooc: ...That's so cute.]

[mafiacow]

*sniffles, tries to nod, and just sort of jiggles around in the tree branches*

Ow ow owowowowwww... waaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH....

[ooc; Lambo charms yet another person *sparkle*]

[lisped]

...You're thtupid.

[mafiacow]

Lambo-san is.. uuuu... smarter than you! And he's... uwaa.... gonna be a mafia boss and and... *sniffle*

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[lisped]

Nel ithn't the one that'th thtuck in a tree!

[lisped]

...Nel will get you help.