A series of amused vocalizations generated by my spinal cord (aka, LULZ)

[mafdet]

From the Department of I Laugh At You, Not With You - I give you Randy Randroids! I yoinked these choice tidbits from Salon's Broadsheet - they're excerpts from a special targeted Objectivist dating site (objectivist = someone who follows Ayn Rand's philosophy; overlaps with libertarianism). You can't make these up:

From thustotyrants

Comments

[mafdet]

I believe the last thing I heard described as "efficacious" was a laxative. That's hardly a sexy or tempting comparison.

[hamsterwoman]

Oh wow, all three of these sound like such great catches... XP

Love your icon, btw!

[mafdet]

And I love your icon, too! Mmmm cookies! I presume they are chocolate chip!

People complain about not having partners, but I presume that these three richly deserve to be single...

[mafdet]

AHAHAHA. I think I could scare these guys off by saying "I love BPAL, Sephora, and reading romance novels." Armed with the Sword of Nora Roberts and the Shield of Khajuraho, that's me!

[todayiamadaisy]

I like that Daniel describes himself as a 'born-again egoist', suggesting that he used to be humble but has now seen the light.

[mafdet]

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, no less...

(the eternal Mondegreen for that song comes in handy)

[kit_the_brave]

I'm trying to figure out if the first guy meant "complimenting," but it doesn't actually make sense either way.

I would say to keep these people far, far from me, but some of them probably use the public internet terminals at the library. Thank goodness I'm not skinny!

[mafdet]

I'm sure they do use the terminals at the public library! I bet you can smell 'em long before you see 'em, too.