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Dear Ms. KI would go on a violent rampage with the arrival of the two silmarils but I fear chipping my nails or getting horrid blood stains on my brand new Ungaro cream-coloured trousers with the dainty pinstripes on them
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The photo is yummy very flattering, and the sapphires are exceedingly sparkly. I won't mention them to your father if you don't. I apologize my harpy-like thirst for blood and chaos scholarly interest in your family history caused you any distress.
To whit, I have enclosed a nice rock I found in my back yard. It is a very pretty rock, but it's not so pretty that it would make anyone want to kill your grandfather to get it take it away from you. I think it'll make an interesting conversation piece at the next family reunion. You can lend it to anyone you like even that magpie Luthien, and at the end of the day you'll get it back and nobody gets hurt or anything!
I know, I know, that sounds unbelieveable, but give it a shot. I've even written your name on it in marker. You can't do that to a Silmaril, the pen goes all funny. :) Now stop thinking about Fingon, it's not good for you.
Sincerely,
K
PS: You're definitely the best-looking.
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I'm the best looking.
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