Hit that button there the one that just says wrong

[maebynot]

Continuing with my random-ocity:

Things You Would Have Heard Me Say If You Were Out With Kerri and Me Tonight:

At Applebee's, someone was taking pictures and we had someone behind us with the Most Annoying Ringtone going off.
Kerri: Who keeps taking pictures?
Me: And the music's not helping.
Another flash
Kerri: Burnt toast! I smell burnt toast

Comments

[maebynot]

Y'know, I was just saying to my mother that, for all of my former Halloween pranks, I've never done anything for April Fool's Day. And now, I'm so high up the ladder (and the company has become so humorless), that if I were to do something as asinine/awesome as run around yelling "I've got a jar of dirrrrt!", I'd probably be put on a Performance Plan for "being unprofessional and not embracing the selling culture" or something

[maebynot]

As I drive? Two hours away, longer if it's rush hour traffic time.