Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket

[madtapa]

There once was a goil from New Joisey,
Who said, "Oiban living's too noisy!
      I can't stan' Passaic,**
      so gimme a break,
And book me a plane bound for Boise!"

**pronounced by the native population as "Puh-SAKE"

~One of my favorites, written by my dad

Comments

[katie_elusive]

HAHAHA, I read this in the Writer's Block thing this morning- I'm from Long Island. :D This really made me laugh, thanks so much for sharing it!

<3!