Writer's Block: Licensed to Drive

[madsie]

YES.
TAKE THAT, ALLSTATE ADVERTISEMENT.
I'LL TEACH YOU TO CHARGE ME TWO FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO BE ABLE TO LEAVE MY STREET.

Edit:
Okay, has anyone else seen this?

Comments

[mmailliw]

Alternatively:

No, BUT people should be allowed a learner's permit at ANY age presuming they meet all the requirements (if you feel particularly squeamish, you can insist on a parental signature)... and then give them a license after holding a learner's permit for six months, taking a rigorous driver's education course, and passing the appropriate tests.

(My plan addresses all of the legitimate issues people have with young drivers, but with none of the discrimination... and effectively lowers the driving age to 0.5!)

*notes that he JUST BARELY made it out of the 'danger group' that often has to pay five digits a year on insurance... LAST WEEK*

[madsie]

As expected from you, it's both logical and effective!

Like, okay, they're running a business so they're allowed to charge what they want--but enough with the defamation of character already, says I.