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[madsciencekink]

Another curse, this time of prurience. It's fascinating the things you all reveal about yourselves on days like these. I'm logging every piece and I'm an excellent hacker.

My sex life? I have had-

[ooc: Doc, clever mad scientist that he is, has installed a curse day panic button on his communicator. If he suspects he's cursed and hits it, it

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[steeldame]

Why something as you find this fascinating?

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[madsciencekink]

Fraulein, how can I not be fascinated to hear that you still have your hymen, but have still engaged in intercourse with Dracula?

There was this one time in Stuttgart where I was dancing in the cabaret. Just filling in for a friend, mind you, when one of the other dancers dragged me behind the set we used for the Hanging Gardens of Babylon and did things with me that even my genius had not contemplated.

I couldn't walk properly for a week, she was that talented. I lost my position as a dancer because of that, but I always have my work.

Thus Integral is speechless and seeking bleach for her brain

[steeldame]

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[arthurhellsing]

....

I really did not need to hear that. Kindly keep away from your computer.

[the_bastard_ds]

Cheater.

[dandy_indeed]

Sir, I know all about your sex life.

After all, someone had to find you friends in Brazil.

[cutecatenvoy]

Danke, Herr Doktor.