The Cave IV: Mammoth Cave

[madochere]

Dad is in town again.
Tomorrow we're going to Kentucky to see the Mammoth caves.  I've never been there before, but I think I know exactly what to expect,

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[deadwolfbones]

D:

[deadwolfbones]

p.s., mammoth caves are fuckin' sweet.

[madochere]

[happyshrapnel]

if you get turned into a dragon-monster i'm going to fucking kill you. but i'll feel really bad after.

[madochere]

Mark, not saying that I turned into a dragon-moster or anything, but.....they want out

[nerdyflamingo]

you forgot the fish with no eyes! otherwise... the depiction is perfect. ps. your dad is such a dork. and so dreamy.

[madochere]

I didn't see any fish with no eyes, nor undead mammoths, nor kentucky cave hillbillies. It was really disappointing let me tell you. I did see some little hibernating bats though, and those were super cute. All and all, the trip was kind of interesting because I've never been in a cave before, much less one on that grand a scale. But it was somewhat unsettling being down there for three hours, and I wonder if the rangers aren't just a little bit crazy from spending so much time in them. I wouldn't be surprised if one day one of them cracks in the middle of a tour and traps himself down there with a group of unwitting tourists. Or not.

[madochere]

omg, that thing I said about the rangers. Would that not be the best movie ever or what? I hope no one reads this and steals my idea and makes a billion dollars off of it, or I'm gonna get pissed off and go cave-nuts on their ass.

[deadwolfbones]

I've already signed a six-figure contract with Paramount. Sry.