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1 - How would you describe your ljournal?
2 - Do you try to make your ljournal any particular sort of way?
3 - When you die, how would you like to be remembered?
4 - When you don't die, how would you contact the authorities?
5 - Do you love animals? Why?
6 - How many penguins have you offed in your last penguin-offing expedition?
7 - If someone were to describe you in one word, what would that word be?
8 - Describe the person you hate the most.
9 - If you could eat this one food every day, what would it be?
10- Describe your plan to rule the world.
11- If you found a basket of helpless kittens, what would you do?
12- How many cars have you stolen?
13- When you were in jail, did you bargain for sex with cigarettes?
14- If the world collapses, what will you do?
15- What insect would you like to be if you had to be an insect?
16- What did you do with the body, hypothetically?
17- I know your life sucks. How could your life not suck?
18- Do you eat living things?
19- What is your favourite colour and why do I spell like this?
20- Was your childhood a happy childhood or were you involved in drug trafficking?
21- What is you favourite TV series?
22- Do you want to be famous?
23- Who put those bugs up your ass?
24- Why are most LJ quizzes so inane?
25- Do you think NATO provoked Putin to invade Ukraine?
26- If there is one thing you would want to have or to be before you die, what would it be?
27- How will you die?
28- Do you have nightmares? Ones with penguins?
29- If you could wish someone dead, succeed, and get away with it - would you? Who?!
30- Do you worship frogs?
31- What is your idea of a perfect home and life?
32- What is your favourite colour?
33- To what extent would you kill millions of people if they disagreed?
34- Did you vote for the wrong person?
35- What is your philosophy of money?
36- Did you have a favourite pet?
37- Do you like warm summer nights? What do you do then?
38- Why don't people like you?
39- Why don't you like people?
40- Do you prefer house-plants or a garden?
41- What would happen if a large monster ate you?
42- Do you think you are funny?
43- Why don't other people think you are funny?
44- What did you want to be when you grew up?
45- If you got shrunk to the size of a water bear, do you think you would find water bears to be sentient?
46- They want you to be the first person on the first Mars colony. OK?
47- What would you do if everyone knew that a giant asteroid was going to destroy the Earth in 6 days?
48- Do you regret things that you have done? Hmmm?
49- What was the best time of your life?
50- How many pair of shoes do you haves?
51- Are you disagreeable?
52- What makes you sad?
53- Do you have compound eyes?
54- What is your favourite body part?
55- You have the chance to break out of prison. Would you attempt it?
56- Someone is drowning in your toilet. What would you do?
57- Thousands of fire ants have taken over the country. Would you bother to learn their names?
58- If there is one place in the world to which you would prefer to move to, which, grammatically, where would that place to be?
59- Why are you so weird?
60- Really, what is your favourite kind of person. The sort you would just like to hang with?
61- They are now hanging you. What are your last words?
62- Name at least one movie you would recommend to other people!
63- What, in the universe, really speaks to you?
64- How many languages do you speak?
65- Even though you probably don't like the Catholic church, do you think you could have fun being Pope?
66- The world is ending and thousands of people are swarming upon your home, looking for food and meaning. What will you do?
67- What is your most common typo?
68- If you could come back as anything, what would that be?
69- Do you love certain fabrics?
70- Does the truth set you free? Expound.
71- What are the things you dislike most about the world.
72- Coud you do without your knee-caps?
73- Do you believe plants and animals can ever be friends?
74- How many times have you flown in an airplane machine?
75- What is your favourite country? Why?
76- Would you like to have more legs?
77- If you were a giant insect, would you still try to be vegan?
78- When you die, and you must be eaten, whom would you choose to eat you?
79- You gained great fame as a singer or inventor. What great message will you impart to all humanity?
80- Have you found a way to thwart smelly socks?
81- Do you believe in strange things?
82- Would you rather end world hunger or be a billionaire?
83- What does "progress" mean to you?
84- A giant spider is trying to steal your ruck-sack. You'd better stop taking this quiz and deal with that.
1 - How would you describe your ljournal?
2 - Do you try to make your ljournal any particular sort of way?
3 - When you die, how would you like to be remembered?
4 - When you don't die, how would you contact the authorities?
5 - Do you love animals? Why?
6 - How many penguins have you offed in your last penguin-offing expedition?
7 - If someone were to describe you in one word, what would that word be?
8 - Describe the person you hate the most.
9 - If you could eat this one food every day, what would it be?
10- Describe your plan to rule the world.
11- If you found a basket of helpless kittens, what would you do?
12- How many cars have you stolen?
13- When you were in jail, did you bargain for sex with cigarettes?
14- If the world collapses, what will you do?
15- What insect would you like to be if you had to be an insect?
16- What did you do with the body, hypothetically?
17- I know your life sucks. How could your life not suck?
18- Do you eat living things?
19- What is your favourite colour and why do I spell like this?
20- Was your childhood a happy childhood or were you involved in drug trafficking?
21- What is you favourite TV series?
22- Do you want to be famous?
23- Who put those bugs up your ass?
24- Why are most LJ quizzes so inane?
25- Do you think NATO provoked Putin to invade Ukraine?
26- If there is one thing you would want to have or to be before you die, what would it be?
27- How will you die?
28- Do you have nightmares? Ones with penguins?
29- If you could wish someone dead, succeed, and get away with it - would you? Who?!
30- Do you worship frogs?
31- What is your idea of a perfect home and life?
32- What is your favourite colour?
33- To what extent would you kill millions of people if they disagreed?
34- Did you vote for the wrong person?
35- What is your philosophy of money?
36- Did you have a favourite pet?
37- Do you like warm summer nights? What do you do then?
38- Why don't people like you?
39- Why don't you like people?
40- Do you prefer house-plants or a garden?
41- What would happen if a large monster ate you?
42- Do you think you are funny?
43- Why don't other people think you are funny?
44- What did you want to be when you grew up?
45- If you got shrunk to the size of a water bear, do you think you would find water bears to be sentient?
46- They want you to be the first person on the first Mars colony. OK?
47- What would you do if everyone knew that a giant asteroid was going to destroy the Earth in 6 days?
48- Do you regret things that you have done? Hmmm?
49- What was the best time of your life?
50- How many pair of shoes do you haves?
51- Are you disagreeable?
52- What makes you sad?
53- Do you have compound eyes?
54- What is your favourite body part?
55- You have the chance to break out of prison. Would you attempt it?
56- Someone is drowning in your toilet. What would you do?
57- Thousands of fire ants have taken over the country. Would you bother to learn their names?
58- If there is one place in the world to which you would prefer to move to, which, grammatically, where would that place to be?
59- Why are you so weird?
60- Really, what is your favourite kind of person. The sort you would just like to hang with?
61- They are now hanging you. What are your last words?
62- Name at least one movie you would recommend to other people!
63- What, in the universe, really speaks to you?
64- How many languages do you speak?
65- Even though you probably don't like the Catholic church, do you think you could have fun being Pope?
66- The world is ending and thousands of people are swarming upon your home, looking for food and meaning. What will you do?
67- What is your most common typo?
68- If you could come back as anything, what would that be?
69- Do you love certain fabrics?
70- Does the truth set you free? Expound.
71- What are the things you dislike most about the world.
72- Coud you do without your knee-caps?
73- Do you believe plants and animals can ever be friends?
74- How many times have you flown in an airplane machine?
75- What is your favourite country? Why?
76- Would you like to have more legs?
77- If you were a giant insect, would you still try to be vegan?
78- When you die, and you must be eaten, whom would you choose to eat you?
79- You gained great fame as a singer or inventor. What great message will you impart to all humanity?
80- Have you found a way to thwart smelly socks?
81- Do you believe in strange things?
82- Would you rather end world hunger or be a billionaire?
83- What does "progress" mean to you?
84- A giant spider is trying to steal your ruck-sack. You'd better stop taking this quiz and deal with that.