indignant joanna is indignant.
it's friday and that means, tada! new episode! *confetti*
before i get started let me say again: i am so happy this is the last season of smallville. oh, so lex luthor's papa isn't gonna miss the heretofore unmentioned big showdown of lameness? *le gasp* srsly, i thought he croaked. whatever. i loathe seeing a preview for that dumb show. God hates it too; that's why this is their last season, because they didn't want to be destroyed in fire and brimstone. they chose to end their silly caper with dignity and be done with it.
anyway, on to SUPERNATURAL!!!!
THEN!
omg spn, how i missed you. you were gone for a whole week.
oooh. meg and castiel in the circle of fire! loved that episode. ugh, still love the original gangsta demon!meg tho... and even sammy as meg. the brunette can go away now.
NOW!
…and wut?!
crowley, chains look good on you hunny. ;)
oh wait. this is a… yep, this is a monster. will the real crowley please enter camera left wearing an butcher’s apron? oh hai!
"exceptional good looks" crowley, you vain man :D
i spy the TEA TRAY OF TORTURE! see i remember this because that dastardly be-feathered one (uriel) coerced my darling castiel into forcing my dear deany bear to torture alistair. the TORTURE TEA TRAY made it's maiden appearance. see, i pay attention.
oh, see the guy chained up is the daddy shifter. huh. when did we kidnap him? did i miss an episode??? oh well, anyway, is it wrong that i feel for the alphas? just a little...
"fillet them in front of you. toss their spines in your lap." that’s some imagery there crowley, think you can be a bit more specific???
and beheaded. ah man! i liked shifter!crowley. nuts. :(
IMPALA!!!!
...sorry, i got excited there.
grrr. can that demon die now? soulless!sammy, KILL!
"remember when we used to gank demons?" i do! i do! sammy, I told you: KILL!
s'wait, sam can teleport???
GUN! ooooh, dean/weapons! Yum.
correction: sam didn't teleport. he just got knocked unconscious. typical.
random fangirling: oh my. robert singer directed this ep. i love him.
MEG?! ok, i’m not surprised but i can still be indignant at her loathsomeness. can we kill her already? boys, srsly, can we do that?
did i mention i don’t like this meg? i think i did but i will again: I DON’T LIKE THIS MEG AND HER MONOTONE SMOKER VOICE! i want the original gangsta back. she was actually awesome. this one just makes me what to kick her in the adam’s apple in hopes she might begin to sound like a female human being. personally i think she is trying to emulate the awesome that is castiel, but she sucks at it. someone tell her she generally sucks. but i digress…
sammy making deals with demons. doesn’t dean ever get a say in anything anymore? poor guy can’t get catch a break with these demon deals! i say he wipe his hands clean, let sam’s soul rot (because it is SO clear that soulless!sammy doesn’t wanna be whiney and annoying again and have to possibly CUT HIS DARN HAIR!!!) and go grab lisa and ben and drive the impala to the bahamas, where he can sunbath all day long.
EYE!PR0N ALERT!!!! eyes off demon boy; dean is cas’s eye!pr0n property!
seeeeeeeee! told you dean’d be pissed. seriously, hunny. bahamas, you, now.
yes! WE know meg killed ellen and jo but soulless!sammy doesn’t care, remember?!!! *grumble*
I pray to castiel too. XD
OH MY GOSH! INDIANA JONES REFERENCE!!!!!! FTW!!!!
but wait, INDIGNANCY!!! soulless!sammy is a LIAR LYING LIEFACE! you LIE to castiel! How DARE you!!!!
CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huggles tv* I MISSED YOU!!!!
sam is a batch of arsenic cookies. i hate him. he called cas an idiot! you do not impugn the adorable cluelessness that is CASTIEL, ANGEL OF THE LORD!
“will you, boy?”
oh my, be still my heart. you badass angel. i love you forever.
SOULLESS!SAMMY LIE COUNT: 82,349,369,547,365,456.25
poor cas Is being stung along like some unappreciated super nerd - just there for his awesome powers and then shoved away. how rude. dean, you should be ashamed of yourself.
WUT! mama winchester!
WUT! WUT! WUT! WUT!
oh. my.
gramps is a stupid face. and he looks like an ugly hairless spock.
"this is very complex.
if the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
perhaps she’s done something wrong."
oh my lord. castiel is watching pr0n. while greatly amused i feel the need to cover his eyes and save his innocence.
"you’re watching porn? why?"
"it was there."
this is so AWKWARD and HILARIOUS but TERRIBLE.
"i’m not supposed to talk about it."
lol. oh cas, you adorable little angel man. i just want to hug you.
oh look, meg again. *sigh* i hate her.
…can i be bored by this episode? i am bored. its her fault. it’s the abominations fault!
ooh! it just got better. SAMMY GANKED A DEMON!!! hurrah!
ps: don’t LIE soulless!sammy, it just makes your lie count go up and me get more upset with you. tell the audience why you REALLY killed the demon. it was for cas. because dead demon man was making the eye!pr0n at deany bear. oh, see, you can be sweet, sometimes... from your lying liar throne in liardom.
ugh! her voice! CLARENCE! KICK HER IN THE ADAM’S APPLE!
oh! more unapproved EYE!PR0N! back off demon spawn!
awww. even though thoroughly mistreated by these so-called friends, cas still cares. what a wonderful wonderful man angel. i just love him.
lurking!sam got his degree in lurk at the lurking academy for soulless people.
now entering crowley's FORTRESS OF DOOM! bow to the FORTRESS OF DOOM!
psst. its an old hospital. yes, we know!
HELLHOUNDS! YES!
...eat meg, please?!
seriously, if she doesn’t die by the end of this episode i will… draw a picture of her stupid face and then stab it with a dull knife. srsly, i will. don't tempt me spn.
cas has the billowing coat of awesome.
"karma’s a bitch, bitch." dear dean, i love you.
smarmy? who says smarmy?! that's right, her. :/ smarmy is for pirates, stupid.
WUT the WUT!!!!!!!!
thought the first: WTF WUT!!!! demon lips are TOUCHING castiel's lips!!! WUT the WTF WUT!!!
thought the second: THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME TO BE SWAPPING SPIT!
thought the third: that was awkward and momentarily confusing and i think my brain just exploded from the sheer SEXY that JUST HAPPENED!!!!! if it wasn't the damn demon, i would be flailing so hardcore right now!
"i learned that from the pizza man."
♥
i spy the staircase from season two, episode one. good to see something familiar in this topsy turvy world.
you dirty crampy grandpa! come here so i can kick your teeth in! you don’t teleport the ANGEL OF THE LORD with the symbol on the wall! the ANGEL OF THE LORD teleports your ass to hell with the heel of his shoe!
INDIGNANCY!
they have now been captured and jailed (in the hospital posing as a FORTRESS OF DOOM). yeah well, might i add again my lack of surprise? we all knew this wasn’t gonna work out well.
oh look, the she devil lived. drawing up my picture right nao! :/
and look, cousin d-waffle too! ugh. this episode is trying to end my life, i get it now. it wants to kill me by continually subjecting me to the things that annoy me. :/
family feud is a tv show guys. come on!
"tell me, what exactly are you supposed to be to me?"
"i‘m the guy you never wanna see again. cos, i’ll make it outta here, trust me.
the next time you see me, i’ll be that i kill you.”
*cheers* finally someone besides me says it! glory be, hallelujah!
soulless!sammy has devious face.
dude, she’s nekked and there’s leather! when did this turn into some skin flick?!
TORTURE TEA TRAY!
and WUT! sammy is biting his arm. a little dramatic don't you think? i mean, your arm isn't even tied to anything and you can't possibly be hungry already!
ooooooh, ok. got it. yeah, i don't care that you just made a devil's trap out of the blood you bit out of your arm, sam. no, don't look pleased! that was just g-ross and i will not coddle your sick ideas.
furthermore, i don't care that you just ran through the FORTRESS OF DOOM to save your brother.
ok, maybe i do care. almost like old times; that warmed the cockles of my heart. :)
oh goodie! *claps* stupid cousin face is dead. yay!
why yes, even FORTRESSES OF DOOM have fire alarms. they do have a city code to adhere to.
and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why crowley is the king of hell. ok, byatch?
oh! OH! castiel is not amused by the abomination's bullshit and he will light up your bones without the preamble of salt or anything and OMG!
CASTIEL GETS THE COOKIE! ALL THE COOKIES! FOREVER!!!!!
and on December 3rd, 2010, in the FORTRESS OF DOOM, castiel proved once and for all that only he gets to slam dean against walls.
...or that angels pwn forever over demons, whichever way you wanna see it.
still. rip crowley (for reals this time). you were a bad ass and had good fashion sense. you will be missed by many.
oh, poor cas. he is having heavenly troubles. he needs a hug. i am starting a hug fund for castiel right nao!
dammit sam! cas is not your monster-killing errand boy!
well, finally. that’s all out in the open. see, told you sam's eyes spoke encyclopedia sets about the true feelings on the soul issue last episode. i, for one, wouldn’t mind seeing sam torn up a bit (its better than this). maybe he needs a nice long stay in a mental institution. dean would be happy, poor sammy’s soul would be happy (cos he wouldn't be a punching bag for two angry brothers in hell), cas could get back to heaven without interruptions, and hopefully there will be some grooming code that gets sam's hair cut! sorry, is this hair thing getting played out? i just hate it. h8 it.
in final: i am ambivalent about this episode. not my favorite, but not the worst. the abundance of the meg monster made me stress eat too many chocolate covered pretzels; if i break out, i am going to be very upset.
cas count: i was very happy to see him and he was super duper bad ass, despite being used and abused by pretty much everyone. i just hope he washed his mouth out with lye.
mullet rock: still mia :'(
next week’s preview: we get death (hurrah) and tessa and sam doing his best impersonation of jack nicholson in the shining and WTF! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, CW VOICE GUY, SOME HALF-ARSED FLEA CIRCUS? AN EPISODE OF JERRY SPRINGER?! “don’t axe me.” seriously? SERIOUSLY?! i am already completely upset by the fact that meg is gonna make a repeat performance someday but YOU, idiot child voice man, have completely ruined my evening. i hate you cw. i feel depreciated and annoyed. it’s like kicking a puppy. YOU JUST KICKED A PUPPY, CW!!! you kicked a puppy and stomped on my face. i tune into your lame station just to watch the best and most under-appreciated show on the planet and you do this to me. DIAF!
...on that note, next week's ep looks intriguing. doesn't seem like dean's choice gig and what's with the whole bobby and sam thing? do i need to be worried? gee, is it next friday yet? ...i need a lozenge and a nap and a marathon of sam worthington -- which only really works out to repeated watchings of terminator salvation but it's ok, at least things get killed in that show and therefore can i find happiness and some renewed sense of justice.
before i get started let me say again: i am so happy this is the last season of smallville. oh, so lex luthor's papa isn't gonna miss the heretofore unmentioned big showdown of lameness? *le gasp* srsly, i thought he croaked. whatever. i loathe seeing a preview for that dumb show. God hates it too; that's why this is their last season, because they didn't want to be destroyed in fire and brimstone. they chose to end their silly caper with dignity and be done with it.
anyway, on to SUPERNATURAL!!!!
THEN!
omg spn, how i missed you. you were gone for a whole week.
oooh. meg and castiel in the circle of fire! loved that episode. ugh, still love the original gangsta demon!meg tho... and even sammy as meg. the brunette can go away now.
NOW!
…and wut?!
crowley, chains look good on you hunny. ;)
oh wait. this is a… yep, this is a monster. will the real crowley please enter camera left wearing an butcher’s apron? oh hai!
"exceptional good looks" crowley, you vain man :D
i spy the TEA TRAY OF TORTURE! see i remember this because that dastardly be-feathered one (uriel) coerced my darling castiel into forcing my dear deany bear to torture alistair. the TORTURE TEA TRAY made it's maiden appearance. see, i pay attention.
oh, see the guy chained up is the daddy shifter. huh. when did we kidnap him? did i miss an episode??? oh well, anyway, is it wrong that i feel for the alphas? just a little...
"fillet them in front of you. toss their spines in your lap." that’s some imagery there crowley, think you can be a bit more specific???
and beheaded. ah man! i liked shifter!crowley. nuts. :(
IMPALA!!!!
...sorry, i got excited there.
grrr. can that demon die now? soulless!sammy, KILL!
"remember when we used to gank demons?" i do! i do! sammy, I told you: KILL!
s'wait, sam can teleport???
GUN! ooooh, dean/weapons! Yum.
correction: sam didn't teleport. he just got knocked unconscious. typical.
random fangirling: oh my. robert singer directed this ep. i love him.
MEG?! ok, i’m not surprised but i can still be indignant at her loathsomeness. can we kill her already? boys, srsly, can we do that?
did i mention i don’t like this meg? i think i did but i will again: I DON’T LIKE THIS MEG AND HER MONOTONE SMOKER VOICE! i want the original gangsta back. she was actually awesome. this one just makes me what to kick her in the adam’s apple in hopes she might begin to sound like a female human being. personally i think she is trying to emulate the awesome that is castiel, but she sucks at it. someone tell her she generally sucks. but i digress…
sammy making deals with demons. doesn’t dean ever get a say in anything anymore? poor guy can’t get catch a break with these demon deals! i say he wipe his hands clean, let sam’s soul rot (because it is SO clear that soulless!sammy doesn’t wanna be whiney and annoying again and have to possibly CUT HIS DARN HAIR!!!) and go grab lisa and ben and drive the impala to the bahamas, where he can sunbath all day long.
EYE!PR0N ALERT!!!! eyes off demon boy; dean is cas’s eye!pr0n property!
seeeeeeeee! told you dean’d be pissed. seriously, hunny. bahamas, you, now.
yes! WE know meg killed ellen and jo but soulless!sammy doesn’t care, remember?!!! *grumble*
I pray to castiel too. XD
OH MY GOSH! INDIANA JONES REFERENCE!!!!!! FTW!!!!
but wait, INDIGNANCY!!! soulless!sammy is a LIAR LYING LIEFACE! you LIE to castiel! How DARE you!!!!
CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huggles tv* I MISSED YOU!!!!
sam is a batch of arsenic cookies. i hate him. he called cas an idiot! you do not impugn the adorable cluelessness that is CASTIEL, ANGEL OF THE LORD!
“will you, boy?”
oh my, be still my heart. you badass angel. i love you forever.
SOULLESS!SAMMY LIE COUNT: 82,349,369,547,365,456.25
poor cas Is being stung along like some unappreciated super nerd - just there for his awesome powers and then shoved away. how rude. dean, you should be ashamed of yourself.
WUT! mama winchester!
WUT! WUT! WUT! WUT!
oh. my.
gramps is a stupid face. and he looks like an ugly hairless spock.
"this is very complex.
if the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
perhaps she’s done something wrong."
oh my lord. castiel is watching pr0n. while greatly amused i feel the need to cover his eyes and save his innocence.
"you’re watching porn? why?"
"it was there."
this is so AWKWARD and HILARIOUS but TERRIBLE.
"i’m not supposed to talk about it."
lol. oh cas, you adorable little angel man. i just want to hug you.
oh look, meg again. *sigh* i hate her.
…can i be bored by this episode? i am bored. its her fault. it’s the abominations fault!
ooh! it just got better. SAMMY GANKED A DEMON!!! hurrah!
ps: don’t LIE soulless!sammy, it just makes your lie count go up and me get more upset with you. tell the audience why you REALLY killed the demon. it was for cas. because dead demon man was making the eye!pr0n at deany bear. oh, see, you can be sweet, sometimes... from your lying liar throne in liardom.
ugh! her voice! CLARENCE! KICK HER IN THE ADAM’S APPLE!
oh! more unapproved EYE!PR0N! back off demon spawn!
awww. even though thoroughly mistreated by these so-called friends, cas still cares. what a wonderful wonderful man angel. i just love him.
lurking!sam got his degree in lurk at the lurking academy for soulless people.
now entering crowley's FORTRESS OF DOOM! bow to the FORTRESS OF DOOM!
psst. its an old hospital. yes, we know!
HELLHOUNDS! YES!
...eat meg, please?!
seriously, if she doesn’t die by the end of this episode i will… draw a picture of her stupid face and then stab it with a dull knife. srsly, i will. don't tempt me spn.
cas has the billowing coat of awesome.
"karma’s a bitch, bitch." dear dean, i love you.
smarmy? who says smarmy?! that's right, her. :/ smarmy is for pirates, stupid.
WUT the WUT!!!!!!!!
thought the first: WTF WUT!!!! demon lips are TOUCHING castiel's lips!!! WUT the WTF WUT!!!
thought the second: THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME TO BE SWAPPING SPIT!
thought the third: that was awkward and momentarily confusing and i think my brain just exploded from the sheer SEXY that JUST HAPPENED!!!!! if it wasn't the damn demon, i would be flailing so hardcore right now!
"i learned that from the pizza man."
♥
i spy the staircase from season two, episode one. good to see something familiar in this topsy turvy world.
you dirty crampy grandpa! come here so i can kick your teeth in! you don’t teleport the ANGEL OF THE LORD with the symbol on the wall! the ANGEL OF THE LORD teleports your ass to hell with the heel of his shoe!
INDIGNANCY!
they have now been captured and jailed (in the hospital posing as a FORTRESS OF DOOM). yeah well, might i add again my lack of surprise? we all knew this wasn’t gonna work out well.
oh look, the she devil lived. drawing up my picture right nao! :/
and look, cousin d-waffle too! ugh. this episode is trying to end my life, i get it now. it wants to kill me by continually subjecting me to the things that annoy me. :/
family feud is a tv show guys. come on!
"tell me, what exactly are you supposed to be to me?"
"i‘m the guy you never wanna see again. cos, i’ll make it outta here, trust me.
the next time you see me, i’ll be that i kill you.”
*cheers* finally someone besides me says it! glory be, hallelujah!
soulless!sammy has devious face.
dude, she’s nekked and there’s leather! when did this turn into some skin flick?!
TORTURE TEA TRAY!
and WUT! sammy is biting his arm. a little dramatic don't you think? i mean, your arm isn't even tied to anything and you can't possibly be hungry already!
ooooooh, ok. got it. yeah, i don't care that you just made a devil's trap out of the blood you bit out of your arm, sam. no, don't look pleased! that was just g-ross and i will not coddle your sick ideas.
furthermore, i don't care that you just ran through the FORTRESS OF DOOM to save your brother.
ok, maybe i do care. almost like old times; that warmed the cockles of my heart. :)
oh goodie! *claps* stupid cousin face is dead. yay!
why yes, even FORTRESSES OF DOOM have fire alarms. they do have a city code to adhere to.
and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why crowley is the king of hell. ok, byatch?
oh! OH! castiel is not amused by the abomination's bullshit and he will light up your bones without the preamble of salt or anything and OMG!
CASTIEL GETS THE COOKIE! ALL THE COOKIES! FOREVER!!!!!
and on December 3rd, 2010, in the FORTRESS OF DOOM, castiel proved once and for all that only he gets to slam dean against walls.
...or that angels pwn forever over demons, whichever way you wanna see it.
still. rip crowley (for reals this time). you were a bad ass and had good fashion sense. you will be missed by many.
oh, poor cas. he is having heavenly troubles. he needs a hug. i am starting a hug fund for castiel right nao!
dammit sam! cas is not your monster-killing errand boy!
well, finally. that’s all out in the open. see, told you sam's eyes spoke encyclopedia sets about the true feelings on the soul issue last episode. i, for one, wouldn’t mind seeing sam torn up a bit (its better than this). maybe he needs a nice long stay in a mental institution. dean would be happy, poor sammy’s soul would be happy (cos he wouldn't be a punching bag for two angry brothers in hell), cas could get back to heaven without interruptions, and hopefully there will be some grooming code that gets sam's hair cut! sorry, is this hair thing getting played out? i just hate it. h8 it.
in final: i am ambivalent about this episode. not my favorite, but not the worst. the abundance of the meg monster made me stress eat too many chocolate covered pretzels; if i break out, i am going to be very upset.
cas count: i was very happy to see him and he was super duper bad ass, despite being used and abused by pretty much everyone. i just hope he washed his mouth out with lye.
mullet rock: still mia :'(
next week’s preview: we get death (hurrah) and tessa and sam doing his best impersonation of jack nicholson in the shining and WTF! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, CW VOICE GUY, SOME HALF-ARSED FLEA CIRCUS? AN EPISODE OF JERRY SPRINGER?! “don’t axe me.” seriously? SERIOUSLY?! i am already completely upset by the fact that meg is gonna make a repeat performance someday but YOU, idiot child voice man, have completely ruined my evening. i hate you cw. i feel depreciated and annoyed. it’s like kicking a puppy. YOU JUST KICKED A PUPPY, CW!!! you kicked a puppy and stomped on my face. i tune into your lame station just to watch the best and most under-appreciated show on the planet and you do this to me. DIAF!
...on that note, next week's ep looks intriguing. doesn't seem like dean's choice gig and what's with the whole bobby and sam thing? do i need to be worried? gee, is it next friday yet? ...i need a lozenge and a nap and a marathon of sam worthington -- which only really works out to repeated watchings of terminator salvation but it's ok, at least things get killed in that show and therefore can i find happiness and some renewed sense of justice.