Title: Wedding Blues
Author: Zyn
Pairing: Shida Mirai/Yamada Ryosuke
Rating: JUMP/Horikoshi!AU/AT and Dolphins
Summary: Chinen implies Yamada is fat. Suzuka subs for Mariya as psycho!BFF. Everyone looks dashing. Hasshi might be alcoholic.
A/N: Have I posted this? IDEK, I do remember sending this to people yes? Idek, I’m old.
For those whom I promised a YamaShi fic!
"Idiot, Yamachan, you idiot!" Daiki digged an elbow in his band mate's side, careful not to wrinkle the pinstriped suit that Keito had ordered from some obscure country nobody can spell, save from Hikaru who's probably just bull-shitting them.
"I think I'm going to faint," Yamada hisses through gritted teeth, his copyrighted sweat-soaked-awesome-sex-face making its appearance.
Chinen, who was engaged in a grinning contest with Saaya, held Yamada by the arm and whispered, "I told Keito to get a size bigger. He never listens to me."
Inoo looked at them from across the hall and nodded. He warmed up the piano keys and Yabu took his place beside Yoko-sempai who was shuffling lyrics sheet on his one hand and balancing a wine glass on the other.
Yamada felt the floor move under him and by the time his senses came back (all thanks to Daiki's subtle pinching power) he already sighted Yuuto walking towards them with a pristine Suzuka on his arm. Yuuto grinned at his band mate and squeezed his shoulder. "Damn fine,"
Ohgo smiled at him, he almost regretted smiling back "Get this right Yamada Ryosuke. If in any case you get this wrong, something terrible is going to happen. To you." Yamada could only nod.
And then there she was with a butterfly smile and a sun-kissed face. She walked towards him, only him, and Yamada thought the hall would actually cave in.
Daiki gave him a little push as Chinen beamed at her (to which Yamada remained oblivious of course). Ryutaro made sure he's getting everything on video (Yamada being queasy; let the juniors feast on their idol's fail), Keito carefully choosing the right moment to take photos, Hikaru beaming in a corner like a proud father, and well, Takaki who raised an ‘okay’ sign as he tried to take the wine bottle from a very early drinker, Hashimoto.
Yamada followed her with his eyes and when they are standing side by side he whispered to her. "Say one more thing and I'll really, really faint." He bit his lip. “I mean really,”
Shida laughed and motioned for the presider to come closer, a small blush going up her cheeks as she said. "Can we please fast forward to the “I do” part? I don't want to spend my honeymoon in a hospital, please and thank you."