Things my roommate says

[madfishmonger]

"I have heard that when other people are feeling trapped, they dream about flying, about escaping from a cage and soaring away. My twisted subconscious shows me this by making me dream about blood and death and gore. It's horrible."
"At least it's not through interpretive dance."
I had to pause for a minute. "You're right, that might have been

Comments

[runemist34]

That was absolutely awesome, and I kinda wish I had that kind of wit! Also, I love your icon..."Nothing really mattress."

[madfishmonger]

That icon makes me giggle all the time. My roommate's pretty witty sometimes.