OMGWTFBBQ?

[natilathehun]

Okay, so in today's installment of Wait What The Fuck Stop Contradicting Yourself I AM SO CONFUSED theater, exhibit A was TOTALLY ECLIPSED by exhibit B.

Exhibit A: Joe Trohman apparently knows Pete because they grew up in the same neighborhood... in Ohio. Riiiiight. How does THAT work?

Exhibit B: (no, trust me, click this one) Pete and Ashlee

Comments

[callsigns]

JOE TROHMAN IS A-#1 JEW ♥ ℵ

[natilathehun]

He's sort of amazingly rad, it's true.

[violin_road]

But it's nice to be in the Urban Dictionary. I didn't even know I was urban.
OH MY GOD, JOE TROH, BE A LITTLE MORE PRECIOUS WHY DON'T YOU

CANNOT HANDLE

SHORTING OUT

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[natilathehun]

Isn't he maaaaaaaaaaaahhvelous?!

[violin_road]

SO ABSURDLY MUCH LOVE.

[lovelypoet]

Hmm...You think Joe misses his girlfriend just a little?

[natilathehun]

No WAI! Whyever would you think that?

[lovelypoet]

Oh, no reason. Just a hunch I had.

Honstly, I wouldn't be surprised if the "personal issue" delaying the tour were a collective "goddamnit, can we maybe just spend two weeks in the same city as our girlfriends? Would that be possible?"

[natilathehun]

Oh, I like that answer. That seems... yeah. That is a good answer. Yes.

[pianobreakdown]

awww joe!

bleh, ashlee.

[natilathehun]

This seems to be the universal response. JOE!

[musictoyourlips]

JEW PIMP! YES.