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[schuyler]

L'Eleanor freaked out this morning about rumors that Pete is hanging out with Bartholomew Cubbinz (also known as Jared Leto). I want to take this opportunity to put fears to rest. Bartholomew is just currently possibly banging La Lohan, who is a friend of Pete's in some weird way that I don't understand. Anyway, there's no reason to believe that

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PETE AND LETO TALK ABOUT GIRLS AND STUFF. *wibbles* I should scan that interview, huh?

I don't think it's inconceivable that Ashlee Simpson be a nice and not-stupid girl that Pete likes. *shrugs* I mean, I don't like her. But I don't know her. (Wahahahah, and Pete would flip that and be like "you like ME, but you don't know ME")

[schuyler]

Dude, Pete, I so know you. Everyone knows you. You're sort of a whore about putting your innermost thoughts and feelings on the internet. And, while I have you on the horn, doesn't Ashlee's nose scare you? Because it scares me.

Please, feel free to not scan that interview. Please.