$5: BAH, HUMBUG

[madeitsquare]

If anybody thinks they're getting anything from me just because it's Christmas and I happen to have some money lying around, they'd better get that idea out of their doggone heads!

Comments

[dime_is_mine]

... Is this supposed to come as a surprise?

[madeitsquare]

... I hope not.

[dime_is_mine]

Honestly, you don't have to announce your stinginess, everyone knows it. The snow is white, the sky is blue, and Scrooge McDuck won't spend a penny on Christmas gifts. Common knowledge.

[madeitsquare]

It's just a warning for the new people!