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FIC: "New Sex Proxy" 1 / 1

Apr 17, 2007 01:52

Ryan knows what Bam likes because Bam is a simple and ordinary guy. He’s easy to please, prefers your standard blowjob over ball gags and bondage any day. Oh, don’t let the fact that Bam Margera jerks of eight times a week to transsexual pornography fool you, he prefers his kink to stay behind four inches of glass. When it comes to real life, Ryan ( Read more... )

bam & ryan

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mahalafasa April 17 2007, 07:42:14 UTC

I'm laughing too hard to come up with anything good :D

“I don’t know…big inches.” That set me off and I didn't stop for the rest of the fic.

maddys_slash April 21 2007, 06:45:14 UTC

LOL!!! I'm glad it could bring a few laughs -I wasn't sure if the humor would come across as absurd as intended so thank you for setting me at ease!!!

the_emptyroom April 17 2007, 08:00:04 UTC

That was fantastic. :D

maddys_slash April 21 2007, 06:46:08 UTC

Thanks :)

ash_neenan April 17 2007, 09:25:13 UTC

I love you.
That was awesome.

maddys_slash April 21 2007, 06:46:45 UTC

LOL, thanks for reading darling!

run_like_hell88 April 17 2007, 14:39:58 UTC

'kay, first off: ZOMFG! Velvet Underground!

I think I had about the same reaction to the word 'Butt Plug' the first time I heard it.

This was soooo funny, and just...squee worthy. :D

maddys_slash April 21 2007, 06:47:27 UTC

YOU WIN AT LIFE FOR KNOWING THAT SONG! I think you're the only one to mention it so yes, you win and I'm smiling because you win so hard! Thanks for reading!!!

so_pseudogoth April 17 2007, 15:50:31 UTC

This is fucking adorable, sweetheart. I love it. Everything about it, from the 'boring fuck' section (SO true) to Angie taking Ryan to the porn store to Bam screaming and clawing at the cock ring and then being like "Did I die?" LMAO. It was absolutely awesome and so cute and still sexy because it's pretty much exactly how I'd imagine them being with some vibrating cockrings. You always put so many teensy details into these stories that make them incredibly real and I love it. :) Good work again, milady.

maddys_slash April 21 2007, 06:49:00 UTC

You know I truly value your opinion so thank you so much for reading!!!

Is June here yet? It needs to hurry up and get here for this will be our summer of love! Oh, and I guess your girlfriend can be apart of our tour'o love too lol!