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[madame_venus]

How would I go about saran wrapping myself so that I could still remain upright *and* move around??

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[mightyfastpig]

You can wrap your legs separately instead of together. That should do it.

[piscesdreams]

Poke a bunch of small holes in that shouldn't be visible. That might help a bit with the ventilation. Unless sweating is what you are after...

[beverly_sutphin]

Golf caddy.
Okay,... so I've had too much House Of Gord. ;)