Sometimes I'm amazed I can keep them all straight as well.
I do forget about some of them sometimes. You can see it in the updates. One kid will stay a child a LOT longer than other kids in the neighborhood.
Oh, and my latest batch of college students have uncles/aunts in school with nieces/nephews. That's what happens when sims have huge families. The last in generation 2 end up crashing into the first borns in generation 3.
When Generations Collide! That should be the sub-title to Nocheat.
Yes, Galacticon is one of my creations. But he wasn't made with pure ugliness in mind. He's a "reject" from my Bachelorette Challenge. I had a "rainbow" of different men for the bachelorette, Ivan Mahn, to pick from. Galacticon was the token alien. The white marks on his head are an intergalactic map of all the places he's been too (and beded down the inhabitants
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Oh my. I wasn't expecting this... heh, thank you! :D
Galacticon dry-humping on the sofa. *yum*
(I have to say, when I first started playing Sims 2, I could barely watch the sofa action. I was just too embarassed by their squirming little butts. It might have had something to do with the fact that it was PT #9 and Uncle Buck Lucky, who looked like a refugee from "Napoleon Dynamite" -- tubby, comb-over, dress socks with the tennies, etc. But once I discovered Ripp Grunt my inner pervert broke free... now I am smutty-minded and unashamed of it. :D )
He also enjoyed watching Jack get it on with his soon to be wife, Crystal.
I didn't realize Galacticon was a voyeur!!
"Mmm, Tad's old man tongue is DE-licious!"
*chortles*
Jupiter, Jupiter... :D And teen Onus... so cute! With his nose plunged into Elmira's neck.
Love the Maurice/Arturo action as well, and as for adorable Fortunado...
Fortunado has already had a tryst with Rainbow Woodstock, so why not some manly love with Galacticon?Why not, indeed? :D I would have
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Hmm, Galacticon may want to stick to man only loving since his unfortunate shake down at the hands of spurned lover (and baby mama) Edna Baena-Senora.
I don't even think it would be cheating if Fortunado got it on with Galacticon. Eugenia's already had him, so it's more like SHARING.
I can't wait to see what Galacticon looks like as an old fart. Fortunado is getting up there in days, too. Maybe old guy loving? Fortunado is super buff (he is a General after all) so at least he won't have a beer gut.
I like how they can rub around on each other as long as their legs aren't apart. Ever noticed that?
Yes, I have. It gets them past censorship, I suppose, but is still delightfully dirty. I think Maxis employs a certain class of pervs in their game design division. :D
Galacticon may want to stick to man only loving since his unfortunate shake down
I thought the advice his lover Jack gave was most apropos, considering the circumstances. (I'm still chuckling over the "Shit, I can't find my checkbook!" image!)
Now I'm imagining Fortunacticon lovin'... :9 Heh, whatever you end up doing, I'm sure it will be amusing as always. :)
I don't know what kind of relationship they have though. I don't remember. Since Galacticon is so good at what he does (that'd be romance) most sims find themselves swooning over him.
Sim swooning is so cute.
And as for the special class of pervs working for Maxis, I applaud them. The sim couch dry hump is about the dirtiest non-dirty thing I've seen in a while. Along with the 'goose'. That's a good one too.
(and why is man love so delicious? I've always been a fan. I think I was a gay guy in a former life.)
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Flava-FLAV!!!! LOL.
You have so many sims, I don't know how you keep up with them all. I have five, for all intensive purposes, and I can barely keep them straight.
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I do forget about some of them sometimes. You can see it in the updates. One kid will stay a child a LOT longer than other kids in the neighborhood.
Oh, and my latest batch of college students have uncles/aunts in school with nieces/nephews. That's what happens when sims have huge families. The last in generation 2 end up crashing into the first borns in generation 3.
When Generations Collide! That should be the sub-title to Nocheat.
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Galacticon dry-humping on the sofa. *yum*
(I have to say, when I first started playing Sims 2, I could barely watch the sofa action. I was just too embarassed by their squirming little butts. It might have had something to do with the fact that it was PT #9 and Uncle Buck Lucky, who looked like a refugee from "Napoleon Dynamite" -- tubby, comb-over, dress socks with the tennies, etc. But once I discovered Ripp Grunt my inner pervert broke free... now I am smutty-minded and unashamed of it. :D )
He also enjoyed watching Jack get it on with his soon to be wife, Crystal.
I didn't realize Galacticon was a voyeur!!
"Mmm, Tad's old man tongue is DE-licious!"
*chortles*
Jupiter, Jupiter... :D And teen Onus... so cute! With his nose plunged into Elmira's neck.
Love the Maurice/Arturo action as well, and as for adorable Fortunado...
Fortunado has already had a tryst with Rainbow Woodstock, so why not some manly love with Galacticon?Why not, indeed? :D I would have ( ... )
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Ok, so a FEW of them are happily monogomous.
Hmm, Galacticon may want to stick to man only loving since his unfortunate shake down at the hands of spurned lover (and baby mama) Edna Baena-Senora.
I don't even think it would be cheating if Fortunado got it on with Galacticon. Eugenia's already had him, so it's more like SHARING.
I can't wait to see what Galacticon looks like as an old fart. Fortunado is getting up there in days, too. Maybe old guy loving? Fortunado is super buff (he is a General after all) so at least he won't have a beer gut.
I like how they can rub around on each other as long as their legs aren't apart. Ever noticed that?
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Yes, I have. It gets them past censorship, I suppose, but is still delightfully dirty. I think Maxis employs a certain class of pervs in their game design division. :D
Galacticon may want to stick to man only loving since his unfortunate shake down
I thought the advice his lover Jack gave was most apropos, considering the circumstances. (I'm still chuckling over the "Shit, I can't find my checkbook!" image!)
Now I'm imagining Fortunacticon lovin'... :9 Heh, whatever you end up doing, I'm sure it will be amusing as always. :)
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Mmm, sounds tasty.
I don't know what kind of relationship they have though. I don't remember. Since Galacticon is so good at what he does (that'd be romance) most sims find themselves swooning over him.
Sim swooning is so cute.
And as for the special class of pervs working for Maxis, I applaud them. The sim couch dry hump is about the dirtiest non-dirty thing I've seen in a while. Along with the 'goose'. That's a good one too.
(and why is man love so delicious? I've always been a fan. I think I was a gay guy in a former life.)
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