Food Porn

[madame_ugly]

Because I am just THAT immature, I give you.

Food porn.

(totally work safe but folks will think it's dirty)

Comments

[kin_thalas]

LOL. Stupid internet.

[gheez]

Oh my - I feel sure that the censoring makes it worse than it really is - I'm guessing that you need a dirty mind to be a censor.

I thought you were going to show us things like this:

[madame_ugly]

I've seen the porn veggies before. HILARIOUS! There's also a nature porn thing I saw before (with tree knot holes that look like buttholes, stuff like that).

Those cooking channels are just this side of porn, though. The way the zoom in on the "money shots" of food and the way the hosts grunt and sigh while eating (and even get the "OH!" face--good lord!).

[gheez]

That's so true, sometimes the hosts are just a little over enthusiastic, lol.

I'm sure that there is a brilliant spoof out there somewhere :)

Did you ever get the Cadbury's Flake Girl over there? I remember the advert from my childhood, a gorgeous woman, sexily dressed, often in a cornfield, or reclining back on a boat on a lake, slowly eating a Cadbury's Flake, whilst licking her lips.

(In case you have no idea, a Flake looks like a flaky of wood, possibly with some sort of rot, it's made of chocolate and is vaguely phallic in shape, though a lot thinner (hopefully). It does taste good.)

Ooh I remember the tune on this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrKUwUGwQfs

But this one - well! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYr90nCFZE

Oddly enough, I remember Flakes as being more popular with women than men... great in a 99. (Stuck in an ice-cream cornet)

:D

[pixelcurious]

Now I have a strange desire to make gingerbread women *adds gumdrops to the shopping list*

[pixelcurious]

*snicker* Yeah, they totally have porn face! If I'm ever on a cooking show I'm gonna ham it up. xD

[silentsteel]

*snickers* Mmmm, delicious . . .

[olivethegreat]

Hehe! Quite hilarious. :)