Nocheat: Miscellaneous Itty Bitty Updates
So, Nocheat is effing huge and I've all but given up on having any kind of continuity between all the many households.
BUT, I'm going to TRY. So, I browsed the neighborhood and spent some time with oft neglected families. The following is a cornucopia of Itty Bitty Updates (mostly showing off the aging of offspring).
Enjoy.
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1. So, the plan is to get Sunshine her lifetime want (celebrity chef) before her mother and father kick off (since they are the source of all the friends in the household).
Yeah, I've had that problem with some of my Legacy households - the elders had a ton of friends, and as soon as one died, there went all the contacts necessary for promotions.
2. I think there'll be a touch of drama to be had with this household.
Well, it usually is "Til death do us part," and in this case, death parted them... quite effectively. When Ramon died, he still had a good score with Pyra when he came back, but they too were no longer considered married. (And the child-support checks stopped coming, too.) I think you can mine this family for real gold.
3. Trent and Earl Ricky are the weirdest looking couple. Mullets and mustaches. Someone needs muttonchops, or an Afro beard, or something. (You know, the really poofy huge type. Or an old-prospector beard ( ... )
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2. Well, with Zebulon making eyes at Shanghai Journey, drama is guaranteed (poor Galacticon, I just can't let him be happy, huh?)
3. Trent and Ricky are bizarre. I don't have any clue what I was thinking when I got them together. But I'll never break them up, now (even though Trent is mega bitchy towards Ricky).
4. Mitchel does have that "duh" look about him, huh? He's so CUTE though. Caroline reminds me of Eddie from "Frasier". I hope her "mustache" shows up on one of the puppies.
5. I've used Snoop Dogg comments for doggie sex before. It's just so EASY. Trent RAN from the street to watch the dogs mating. Freak.
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Sounds just like some couples I know. :p
5. Animal sex is interesting! I saw pigeons once and you know I ran right in the house and told Kirk, "I saw pigeons doing it." I saw ducks, too. Ducks having sex is a flapfest. Plus it looks like the girl ducks are mad as hell about it. My friend saw chipmunks doing it once time, and she said the girl chipmunk had her front paws over a fallen branch, and her eyes closed like she was in bliss. I can only imagine the chipmunk wang is something special.
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5. Animal sex IS interesting. The only time I ever saw pigeons getting it on was when I worked at Bagel Hell. We were inside looking out the window as two pigeons did what came naturally. Yup. All the employess gathered around to watch. I saw tortoises do it once. They make all kinds of sex noises. I nearly peed my pants laughing so hard.
"I can only imagine the chipmunk wang is something special."
A very LITTLE something special. Ok, great. Now I'm thinking about Alvin and the Chipmunks nude. Wonderful. If I have a weird dream tonight I'm blaming YOU!
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You're welcome. :D
And now I want to find footage of tortoise sex. I'll probably get tagged an animal perv.
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Sunshine: so that's what the Brandon nose looks like on females. I hope I can get a girl off him (I love his nose)
Mitchel, Conchita, and Caroline: Pets have no jealousy, right? I STILL haven't gotten it.
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Sunshine's nose: I wouldn't get too excited. The Woodstock side of Sunshine's lineage is know for its odd noses (check out Nirvana Woodstock). So it might not be ALL Brandon's work.
Pets don't have jealousy at all. But they DO have possession. So they'll growl at one another over food bowls/beds/toys. But it's just a momentary "teeth off my chew bone" thing.
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