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[mad_anachronism]

and on another note, a really funny-in-a-desperate-sort-of-way joke:

q: what do you call an apartment with no food in the cupboards and a sink full of dirty dishes?
a: HELP MY LIFE SUCKS.

[i'm actually not in a bad mood at all; dunno why i'm coming across like that].

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[proctologiste]

Solution: lots of plastic wrap + hose. Also, soylent green.

As a vegan, can you eat someone in a terminal coma?
BADUM PSH

Also, for the Death Sickness, the thing that makes me *feel* better than anythin else is the Afrin 12 hours extra moisturizing nasal mist! Screw you mucous membranes!

p.s. DOWN WITH THE MAN

[mad_anachronism]

i can't afford food or cold medicine! i spent all my money on zombie makeup. :(

i wonder if there are vegan zombies? can i claim method acting when i finally snap and take a chunk out of someone tonight? do people in comas even taste good? oh, so many questions and so few answers.