I Hate Everyone [a Bernard Black fanmix]
Medium: Television
Fandom: Black Books
Subject: Bernard Black
Title: I Hate Everyone
Full album art, lyrics, and download link after the cut
1. Seventeen Cups - The Kaiser Chiefs
In my room there’s not a lot to do
So if I let you in please don’t touch anything
And if you’re in my room there isn’t much to do
So if I let you in don’t touch a thing
2. I’m An Alcoholic - Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele
Dear grab me a beer and sing me a song
I’ll pour you some wine and I’ll sing along
Lately I’ve been drinking every night
I’m over, being sober, I’m an alcoholic
When I’m out with friends, I drink whiskey and gin
I think I’ll get drunk tonight
3. I Hate Everyone - Get Set Go
Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn’t take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn’t take it anymore so I left
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don’t, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all
4. A Drinking Song - The Divine Comedy
Oh, raise your glasses high
And drink the town dry
We’ll drink beyond
The boundaries of sense
We’ll drink ‘til we start to see
Lovely pink elephants
Inside our heads
Inside our beds
Inside the threads
Of our pyjama legs
5. Bugger Off - The Real McKenzies
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You’re like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
6. Fuck You, I’m Drunk - Dropkick Murphys
I walk in the bar and the fellas all cheer
they order me up a whiskey and beer
you ask me why I’m writing this poem
some call it ‘tavern’ but I call it ‘home’
fuck you I’m drunk
fuck you I’m drunk
pour my beer down the sink I’ve got more in the trunk
fuck you I’m drunk
fuck you I’m drunk
and I’m going to be drunk till the next time I’m drunk
7. The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
DOWNLOAD HERE
From my server
From sendspace
[originally posted on tumblr]
Fandom: Black Books
Subject: Bernard Black
Title: I Hate Everyone
Full album art, lyrics, and download link after the cut
1. Seventeen Cups - The Kaiser Chiefs
In my room there’s not a lot to do
So if I let you in please don’t touch anything
And if you’re in my room there isn’t much to do
So if I let you in don’t touch a thing
2. I’m An Alcoholic - Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele
Dear grab me a beer and sing me a song
I’ll pour you some wine and I’ll sing along
Lately I’ve been drinking every night
I’m over, being sober, I’m an alcoholic
When I’m out with friends, I drink whiskey and gin
I think I’ll get drunk tonight
3. I Hate Everyone - Get Set Go
Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn’t take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn’t take it anymore so I left
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
I hate everyone
All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don’t, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all
4. A Drinking Song - The Divine Comedy
Oh, raise your glasses high
And drink the town dry
We’ll drink beyond
The boundaries of sense
We’ll drink ‘til we start to see
Lovely pink elephants
Inside our heads
Inside our beds
Inside the threads
Of our pyjama legs
5. Bugger Off - The Real McKenzies
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
Bugger off, you bastards, bugger off
You’re like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
6. Fuck You, I’m Drunk - Dropkick Murphys
I walk in the bar and the fellas all cheer
they order me up a whiskey and beer
you ask me why I’m writing this poem
some call it ‘tavern’ but I call it ‘home’
fuck you I’m drunk
fuck you I’m drunk
pour my beer down the sink I’ve got more in the trunk
fuck you I’m drunk
fuck you I’m drunk
and I’m going to be drunk till the next time I’m drunk
7. The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
DOWNLOAD HERE
From my server
From sendspace
[originally posted on tumblr]