[FANFIC] #01 Swiftmas Time
Fic #01
Title: Swiftmas Time
Author: Macy (macymacymacy )
Pairing: Haru x Yaotome Hikaru
Genre: Romance, Crack
Rating: G
AN:
-The first of the twelve (I hope I finished them. /whacked) Anyway, these fics aren't very Christmassy, I think only two or three are. The others only happened during Christmas time... but I do hope you'll enjoy reading anyway. They're mostly romance... so I'll just say that their theme would be 'different forms of love.'
-UNBETA-ed, rushed
-songs used are not mine.
-there's a bit bashing in there but it's not serious bashing. xD
-this is the shortest of the 12 that's why i'm having a hard time making them, each are so looong..... 5 more to go... DX
Haru knew it's time for loving and the like...
But she really hate Taylor Swift right.
Why do people like her? She mused.
Yeah, she's beautiful, she's tall and she can sing, but so what?
What's so good about her?
She don't really understand men.
She looked at her boyfriend who was playing his guitar and just seethed more.
"Hey what do ya know it's time for Christmas
And I've been acting good all year
I never have been all that superstitious
But that don't mean I hate reindeer"
She really don't understand Hikaru.
"So Santa, I don't know if you're listenin
I'm not quite sure how this works
I wanna good girl for huggin' and kissin'
Not a headcase who only dates jerks."
She narrowed her eyes at him. He didn't notice. He was too busy singing his song.
He had composed a Christmas song for this year's Christmas.
Great. Just great.
"I don't need more toys and shiny things
I just want a blonde who likes to sing."
She glared at him. The nerve of him.
Maybe he thought she couldn't understand English. No doubt he'd even ask Keito for help when he was writing the song. What, does he want her to hear his song?!?!
He was wrong. Haru was fluent with her English and she could understand every word he sang.
Haru sighed. She was starting to hate Christmas as well.
"So don't put a bow on a box
There's no need to send Megan Fox
I don't need big mansion
So lets nix Scarlett Johansson"
He'd even included his other crushes in this stupid song!
Doesn't he realized that even if Haru couldn't understand English, she'd know at once who he was singing about?!
Haru let out a hiss.
"There'll be teardrops on my guitar..." Hikaru sang.
"I hate blondes." Haru said but Hikaru didn't hear her.
"If I end up with Amy Smart
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift"
"I really really hate blondes." Haru seethed. This time Hikaru heard her.
He stopped playing for a while and looked at her.
She turned away.
Hikaru shrugged and continued singing.
'And you'd thought he'd get a clue.' Haru thought.
"So Santa when you come down the chimney
You can skip right past the kitchen
I know you're sick of all of the cookies
So got you Fearless Platinum Edition"
"Ugh!" Haru said turning away and trying to block even just the lyrics.
"And no one will mess with her when she's mine
And Kanye will watch his mouth next time"
It was no use. Hikaru was stupidly loud. He was always like this on Christmas.
"So, I'm gonna have to refuse
If in comes Penelope Cruz"
He could at least sing the stupid song out her earshot, right??? Why was he like this to her??!
"If she is a bad girl, sending her back
Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack"
After a very very busy year, they'd finally met and spend sometime together but then he'd start singing a song to other girls!
"I'd rather have Jason Mraz
Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz"
"Hey, I like Cameron." Haru said but again, it landed on deaf ears.
"So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift." Hikaru continued to sing.
"Please let him stop." Haru prayed to the gods. She couldn't take it anymore.
"I know her and I are gonna fit..."
"Please!" Haru prayed harder.
She was at her limit. She couldn't believe she was so.. so... okay, she was jealous! But Hikaru never composed a song for her! And then he'd compose a song wishing for Taylor Swift for Christmas!
"Hikaru, you--"
"Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it..." Hikaru sang.
Haru blinked.
Hikaru also blinked. He had stopped playing.
Haru realized she'd took the pillow and was about to hit Hikaru.
"H-Haru-chan?" Hikaru asked timidly.
"What did you say?"
"Haru-chan? You're name?" Hikaru answered.
"No, no, your lyrics. Taylor what?" Haru asked.
"Taylor Taubenfeld." Hikaru said. "The song was composed by the Canadian singer, Evan Taubenfeld. He has a crush on Taylor Swift." Hikaru explained.
"Oh." Haru said, putting the pillow down.
"Haru... why were you gonna hit me with the gold pillow?" Hikaru asked.
Haru blushed. "Nothing."
Hikaru grinned.
"You thought I composed that song and that I made Keito translate it to English so you wouldn't understand." he said in a statement.
Haru blushed more. She didn't respond.
"You were jealous."
She still didn't respond.
Hikaru poked her on her cheek teasingly. "Haru-chan is jealous cause she thought I was singing for Taylor Swift."
Haru swatted his hand away but she was struggling not to smile. She was so stupid!
"You were jealous! With Megan Fox and Amy Smart and Britney Spears, too!" He teased.
"Hikaru." Haru warned. But this was Hikaru, so he continued teasing her.
"Fine, fine! I was jealous okay?!" She said.
"Stupid." Hikaru said.
Haru pouted, "But I thought you've composed a song for those other girls but you never did for me!"
"That's cause you blew up, I was going to sing it next." He sighed. "You've completely ruin my surprise."
He said and then he pinched Haru on her nose.
"Mou!!" Haru complained and Hikaru laughed. He took his guitar again and then stood right in front of Haru.
He started playing.
"This Christmas time there's just one thing I want.
It top's it all, it's better than eggnog."
Haru smiled at him.
"It's cold outside, my boots are full of snow.
I'm just hoping for some mistle toe" Hikaru said and winked at her.
"Baka!" Haru said throwing the pillow at him. He dodged, and continued singing.
"You can take these presents, underneath my tree,
You can take this awesome scarf my grandma made for me,
You can take these boxes, tied up with string
'Cause all I want for Christmas is the girl of my dreams."
They'd sang the time away and in no time it was already Christmas.
"Merry Christmas." Haru said, kissing Hikaru on his cheeks.
"Merry Swiftmas." Hikaru said.
Haru hit him playfully. Well, tried. Hikaru caught her fist and pulled her to him.
Their faces were just centimeters apart.
Hikaru closed the distance. Haru closed her eyes, smiling.
Hikaru kissed her on the tip of her nose.
She opened her eyes.
"Merry Christmas, Haru. I love you." Hikaru said, seriously.
Haru smiled at him, and tiptoed to reach his lips.
AN:
-I do not hate Taylor Swift. just want to clear that up. I don't really like her like other hardcore fans out there but I do like her songs. :)
-the song is Evan Taubenfeld's 'Merry Swiftmas' and the second one is Jonas Brothers' 'Girl of my Dreams.'
Thanks for reading!
12 days to go before Christmas! :D
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