At least I didn't offer anyone any candy.

[mackenzie]

I was at Whole Foods a couple of weeks ago. I finished my shopping, counted my items, and hopped in the express lane. A moment later, a woman and her son wheeled in behind me. She counted her items and discovered too many, so she moved one lane over to the non-express lane

Comments

[terpsichoros]

Five-year-olds are easily fooled - it would be hard to convince someone much older that you were really a normaler.

[leback]

Oh, that's *adorable*. It can be tough, explaining how life works to people who are still new at it. :-)

[vvvexation]

My grandmother used to love telling the story of how three-year-old me freaked out when she went to open the knife drawer because "that drawer's dangerous!"

[coliningus]

Not talking to strangers was by far the worst advice anyone has ever given me.

[minimo]

That's two of us...