You make me SMILE. You should COME HOME SOON. Someday I will VISIT CENTRAL AGAIN. You = MA HOME DOG. If I saw you now I'd SCREAM. I would build a CAKE just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my EARLOBE. If I could sing you any song it would be BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. We could drink BACARDI LIMON under the stars. My love for you is like that of I CANT EXPLAIN IT. I remember that time when we WENT TO CHICAGO and you MUMBLED SOMETHING IN THE ELEVATOR and said "aJDHGJHGJFK! Hahahahaha!" It was soo CLASSIC. You have the nicest HEART. I MISS you.
Dear Lauren, You make me CRAZY. You should COME CHILL ONE NIGHT. Someday I will TEACH YOU SOME MAGIC TRICKS. You = DISABLED. If I saw you now I'd LAUGH. I would build a FAKE ARM just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my FOOT. If I could sing you any song it would be MERRY CHRISTMAS!. We could drink CHOCOLATE MILK under the stars. My love for you is like that of A CIRCLE, IT NEVER ENDS! I remember that time when we WERE WALKING TO CLASS and you MAKING A NOISE and said SOMETHING HILARIOUS, I STARTED TO LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CRIED! It was soooo FUNNY! You have the nicest LAUGH! I LOVE you.
You make me LAUGH. You should MARRY ME ONE DAY. Someday I will LIVE WITH YOU. You = ONE LEG OF TRIPOD. If I saw you now I'd IGNORE YOU SO I COULD POST THIS ON YOUR LJ. I would build a NEW THUMB just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my HIP. If I could sing you any song it would be I'M A BALLA. We could drink MT. DEW, KOOL-AID, AND VODKA under the stars. My love for you is like that of COUCH. I remember that time when we WERE WALKING and you HEARD LINDSEY'S CHRISTMAS RINGTONE and said "AREN'T YOU JEWISH?!" It was soo MEAN AND HILLARIOUS. You have the nicest HAIR. I AM INCOMPLETE WITHOUT you.
You make me wet. You should laugh now. Someday I will get married and have children. You = special. If I saw you now I'd pee myself. I would build a a rainbow just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my funnybone. If I could sing you any song it would be my humps. We could drink alcohol under the stars. My love for you is like that of a square, it just keeps going around . I remember that time when we made bloopers and you were mouthing my words and said "shake it like all you ***** folks out there !" It was soo racist. You have the nicest nose. I know you.
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You make me SMILE. You should COME HOME SOON. Someday I will VISIT CENTRAL AGAIN. You = MA HOME DOG. If I saw you now I'd SCREAM. I would build a CAKE just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my EARLOBE. If I could sing you any song it would be BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. We could drink BACARDI LIMON under the stars. My love for you is like that of I CANT EXPLAIN IT. I remember that time when we WENT TO CHICAGO and you MUMBLED SOMETHING IN THE ELEVATOR and said "aJDHGJHGJFK! Hahahahaha!" It was soo CLASSIC. You have the nicest HEART. I MISS you.
Love,
MAD DO.
(P.S. 2 WEEKS!)
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You make me CRAZY. You should COME CHILL ONE NIGHT. Someday I will TEACH YOU SOME MAGIC TRICKS. You = DISABLED. If I saw you now I'd LAUGH. I would build a FAKE ARM just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my FOOT. If I could sing you any song it would be MERRY CHRISTMAS!. We could drink CHOCOLATE MILK under the stars. My love for you is like that of A CIRCLE, IT NEVER ENDS! I remember that time when we WERE WALKING TO CLASS and you MAKING A NOISE and said SOMETHING HILARIOUS, I STARTED TO LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CRIED! It was soooo FUNNY! You have the nicest LAUGH! I LOVE you.
Love,
Amy
(P.S. HI!)
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You make me LAUGH. You should MARRY ME ONE DAY. Someday I will LIVE WITH YOU. You = ONE LEG OF TRIPOD. If I saw you now I'd IGNORE YOU SO I COULD POST THIS ON YOUR LJ. I would build a NEW THUMB just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my HIP. If I could sing you any song it would be I'M A BALLA. We could drink MT. DEW, KOOL-AID, AND VODKA under the stars. My love for you is like that of COUCH. I remember that time when we WERE WALKING and you HEARD LINDSEY'S CHRISTMAS RINGTONE and said "AREN'T YOU JEWISH?!" It was soo MEAN AND HILLARIOUS. You have the nicest HAIR. I AM INCOMPLETE WITHOUT you.
Love,
SAUNDRA
(P.S. THE TRIPOD ROCKS.)
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You make me wet. You should laugh now. Someday I will get married and have children. You = special. If I saw you now I'd pee myself. I would build a a rainbow just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my funnybone. If I could sing you any song it would be my humps. We could drink alcohol under the stars. My love for you is like that of a square, it just keeps going around . I remember that time when we made bloopers and you were mouthing my words and said "shake it like all you ***** folks out there !" It was soo racist. You have the nicest nose. I know you.
Love,
cole
(P.S. states better then central .)
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